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Y/n POV
Hisoka jostled me awake and I groaned and opened one eye. His golden eyes gleamed as he grinned and hovered over me. He kissed more forehead and I said blearily, "Hiso what time is iiiiiit" he whispered, "it's 6:00 in the morning dear." I groaned and wrapped my arms around his neck and inhaled his darkly sweet scent. I whined "noooo mm baby let me sleeeeeep." He winked and said, "would you like to draw on Illumi's face before he wakes up? It'll be fun Love." I groaned I said while closing my eyes, "when I wake up." He pinched my cheeks hard until I opened my eyes again. I sat up and he leaned back since he was hovering over me to let me sit up. Hisoka gave me a toothy grin that was way too bright for waking up so early in the morning.I looked over at a sleeping illumi and snickered at he thought of defacing the king of seriousness and broodiness. I grinned and looked back to Hisoka and I said quietly, "ok but only in washable marker if we put it in sharpie I low key think his family would kill us if they saw" Hisoka nodded vigorously and said happily, "if he didn't kill us first, that is." He winked at me and I held up my hand for a silent high five. he pressed his hand into mine and kissed my cheek. I made a show of wiping off his kiss and he stuck his bottom
lip out and went, "oh." in a fake pout. I smiled mischievously and tackled him and needed up his bright, unstyled, and now thoroughly ruffled hair. He scowled and I grabbed his hand and we both tiptoes out of bed. We quietly went through the drawers of the expansive room and we eventually found an expensive array of paint, pencils and paper. I bent over one of the drawers near a cute little desk I hadn't noticed before  and I beckoned Hisoka to come hither. He walked over and I grinned happily as I held up the paint. he mouthed, "great job Love." And gave me a silent golf clap of appreciation. He grabbed a cup to squeeze the paint in, and I handed him a brush. Hisoka held the brush between his thumb and his forefinger and he tilted his head. He went "hmmmm" thoughtfully as he approached. Illumi began to stir and we froze. He frowned and his fingers twitched- and he seemed like he was close to waking up. I panicked before he could wake up fully I enveloped him in my aura. Once my light purple life force surrounded him, he sighed and curled into a ball and clutched the blanket. Hisoka's eyebrows shot up as he watched Illumi nestle back into his blanket. I smiled mouthed, "you're welcome" to Hisoka. He stuck his tongue out at me and mouthed, "fuck you, dear." I smiled and groped my breasts and I mouthed, "would you please?" He grinned blew me a kiss and I grinned back.

I walked across the room to join Hisoka next to Illumi. Hisoka started to sloppily draw dicks and balls all over his forehead and I shook my head and smiled. I carefully painted Illumi's nose with a red circle in the middle and I painted his lips and chin a clown's, and wrote pen15 across his upper lip in white. Hisoka reached over and pat my head in approval. I looked up at his shining golden eyes and mischievous smile and I got on my tip toes and pecked a kiss on his chin. he nodded in appreciation and softly elbowed me.  I stepped aside as Hisoka drew dicks spurting cum in a multiple colors on Illumi's neck and I couldn't help but fight the urge to break out laughing. Hisoka pulled his hand back after he had put the finishing touches on Illumi's pale, now defaced skin. While Hisoka bit his lip happily as he admired our handiwork, I got my phone and took a few pictures of Ilumi's face. I contemplated sending it to Elaine and Leorio- but I figured defacing a Zoldyck like that and spreading the word. I knew They wouldn't be able to keep their mouths shut about it. So I just sent it to Hisoka with the caption "miss me with that gay shit". Hisoka's phone lit up as I text him and we both stepped away from Illumi. Hisoka went into the bathroom for a few minutes and when he came out he was buck naked. I rolled my eyes and left Illumi's side and went to the bathroom myself.

When I emerged Hisoka made of show of climbing into bed and spreading his legs before me and my eyes were drawn to his huge flaccid member between his legs. I scrunched up my nose in mock disgust and he bit his lip and mouthed, "I'm hungry, dear." I considered getting naked too but I didn't want to tease Illumi so I ran into the bathroom, calmed down (because anyone who had the privelege of seeing him naked needed time to calm
down if they weren't going to fuck him.) and and i eventually re emerged. I was still blushing and Hisoka was laying under the covers, cock covered thank goodness, and he was reading. I smiled and tiredly clambered into bed with him. I yawned as he smiled and wordlessly wrapped his arm around me, and I fell back asleep pleased to be bedside him and tickled from what we'd done to Illumi.

Timeskip
Hisoka shook me awake and I glanced outside. It looked like early morning still. Maybe 7:15am or so.hisoka kissed my forehead and grinned. He propped me up to face Illumi and Hisoka wrapped his arms around me and grinned, "he's waking up, oh my love this is just like the time you and I were on a mission and we dr-" Illumi sat bolt upright and opened his eyes. He looked around confusedly then he saw me and Hisoka together and scowled. I almost laughed at his scowl, he looked so ridiculous- plus he was in our room. What did he expect as far as me and Hisoka went? "Good morning y/n." He said as he rubbed his eyes. I smiled st him and said, "good morning." I suppressed a giggle at seeing Illumi- the stone-faced serious Zoldyck with dicks and a clown nose painted onto him. Hisoka started laughing and I bit back a laugh myself as I watched him wake up fully. He started at us and cocked his head, "what's humorous?" I said while smiling, "uh while you were asleep we-" Hisoka pinched my cheek and wrapped his hands around my arms and rested his chin on my shoulder. He whispered into my ear, his warm breath tickling as his sharp nails brushed my arm, "no Love, don't tell him- let him see our masterpiece for himself, hm?" I nodded then turned my attention back to Illumi. I burst out laughing again at the sight of him. Illumi shot to his feet and Hisoka began laughing too. Illumi's grave, serious expression contrasted with our graffiti made it all the more hilarious. Illumi just stared at us and Hisoka frowned and poked my arm. I kept snickering and Hisoka said mischievously, "my Love?" I looked over to Hisoka, smiling and he pointed to Illumi and said sadly, "it seemed we missed a spot. I was unaware he was practically naked under that blanket! Ooooohhhhhh this is too good." My laughing subsided and I rolled my eyes at Hisoka and elboswed him. We both watched as Illumi crossed his arms and went into the bathroom to look at himself. He didn't close the door and we watched as he saw himself. He pursed his lips and whipped around threw a pin at Hisoka's head. I conjured a wind to blow it away, but Hisoka had already caught it with his bungee gum, and he grinned as he used his elbow to rocket the pi back at Illumi. Illumi caught it and said exhaustedly, "you two are such children, sometimes I wonder why I fraternize with such- such infants." He scoffed as he washed the paint off and Hisoka kissed my cheek and wrapped his arms around my waist. Hisoka kissed my neck and I held his hands and savored his lips on me and his playful expression. he pulled me all the way into his lap and whispered, "oooh Love the old man is so mad now, what ever shall we do?" I grinned and turned around and straddled Hisoka.  while wrapping my arms around his neck and clutching his messy red hair I said poutily, "oooh I know,Hiso. We have to run because he's going to try to catch us and say 'stop playing games! Games are for infants!" I competed my grumpy old man expression and Hisoka laughed lightly and kissed my lips as he pushed himself into me. He smiled through our kiss and he murmurs, "mmmm yes Love perfect." I giggled and Illumi came out the bathroom with a clean face and damp hair. He glared daggers at us and growled, "I'm. not. Old." Hisoka laughed and said, "mmmm yes you are. You're about three years older than me, and almost seven years older than y/n. Imagine being almost whole decade older than the one you love." Illumi threw a wet towel at Hisoka's head and smilingly Illumi, "hey Lumi don't be upset- just because you're a fucking old man doesn't mean I don't still uh, like you." I almost said 'love you' but Hisoka wouldn't have liked that. I winked at Illumi and I gave him a lopsided grin and he scowled. I said cheerfully, " hey at least you could wash it off- Hisoka wanted to find a sharpie, but I told him no- so be grateful for that Lumi." I grinned at him happily and his frustrated expression melted away and he gave me a puzzled look. "Why did I not wake up? Normally the smallest disturbances are enough to wake me, this is not good, are my reflexes..." he looked down, seemingly enveloped in concerned thought and I spoke up to allay his worries, "Lumi you're fine, I promise. I just wrapped you up in my aura and you kinda just curled up into a little ball and stayed asleep. It was really cute, Lumi, and your reflexes are just fine." Illumi smiled and opened his mouth to say something but Hisoka scoffed and said, "ugh, dear, stop lying to Illumi, it was I who incased him in a thin layer of my bungee gum and I used it to muffle his senses and block out any sounds that may awaken him." I raised my eyebrows but said nothing, I didn't want to contradict him and didn't know what he was planning but I just let it go. Illumi narrowed his eyes at us and said, "is that even an ability you posses, Hisoka?" Hisoka winked at Illumi and purred, "why don't you dress like that more often? Hm?" Illumi scoffed and turned his attention to me. He held his hand out to me and I moved to go to him but Hisoka held me back. I gave Illumi and apologetic look and he nodded. He turned to Hisoka and wore a false smile as he said more to Hisoka than me, "y/n my flower, tomorrow I'll use a few of our contractually obligated hours to spend together, for lunch together tomorrow, perhaps a night together." Hisoka's grip on me tightened a bit but he said smoothly, unfazed, "mmmmm when will you and I spend a night together? As per our verbal, binding agreement?" I looked confusedly as Illumi, and back to Hisoka. The were focused on each other, but I broke the silence when I said, "hey what agreement? What's going on? Hisoka?" Hisoka layed his head on top of mine and he leaned draped himself over me. He smiled seductively at Illumi. I said while holding his arms, "Hiso, you promised not to make trouble, what's this that you're teasing Illumi about hm? Tell me, please baby." I rubbed his arms and he clucked his tongue and hugged my back into his chest. He whispered, "mmm dear I made no such promise. You see- Illumi was so desp-" Illumi cur Hisoka off when he said quickly and with a smug smile, " you see y/n requested to be able accompany you and y/n on your journeys after you leave my house, and I give him access to certain resources and information that only I have access too- such as on the Phantom Troupe. And y/n he very graciously agreed- knowing that would benefit him and make you happy to have me with you both. What do you think, y/n?" I beamed and turned around to Hisoka. I looked up at him and I whispered, "really? You'd- you'd agree to that? For me? Even though you don't like him? Hiso is he telling the truth?" He purred and pet my head aggressively. I watched at Hisoka's smile grew and he grinned mischievously at Illumi. Illumi offered a small smile in return and I watched as they stared each other down. Hisoka said while still staring at Illumi, "Illumi would say absolutely anything to get the chance to put his penis and his pin in you. Wouldn't you agree dear? Do you even think it would be safe have him always lurking around the corner? Hm?" Hisoka's words had silenced me. As much as I loved Illumi, and wanted him, I realized Hisoka had a point. I mean wanted to believe Illumi would keep his promise but there would be no garuntee. And from what I knew of Illumi's trauma and his experiences, having him with us almost day in and day out- it might actually make him go insane and try something. I looked up at Illumi and shrugged. In a sincere, and apologetic tone I said, "Lumi, maybe Hiso has a point, I mean wouldn't it just hurt you more to see us together all the time? I mean wouldn't it just hurt more to- to well, frankly, to always be the third wheel?" Hisoka pat my shoulders and Illumi's face paled, if that was at all possible, and he whispered, "I'd do anything to be with you, I don't care." Hisoka nodded with fake sympathy and he said, "mmmm yes yes the hopeless, sad, traumatized romantic. It's all 'I love you y/n I'd do anything to be with you' until it isn't, and we get a repeat of the Hunter Exam, dear." I winced and I remembered what all had actually happened and the version of Illumi I had seen there. It was still in him, still there probably." Illumi must've seen this and he clasped his hands together like he was praying and his voice shook as he said, "y/n no I would never hurt you, never again, I- I'll respect your wishes, i- I refrained from putting my pin in you last night, and before. I'd never hurt you- or- him again. Wouldn't you want to have me around, always? Wouldn't you like to be my only friend? Don't you care about me enough, to want to support me, to love me." He blinked and said desperately, "even if you love him first, wouldn't you want me too- don't you- don't you love me y/n?" He sank to his knees and said quietly awhile turning his deep sorrow-filled black eyes to me and he whispered, "don't you love me?" I extracted myself from Hisoka's grasp and I threw myself across the edge of the bed and I grabbed illumk's outstreatched hands. I looked into his big black eyes, and I whispered, "of course I love you, I don't want to see you in any more pain, I know, I know if you were with us we could find a way to make sure nothing like the Hunter Exam happens again, right, Lumi, right?" He nodded vigorously and I turned back to Hisoka. His eyes shone with insanity and he smiled. Through his smile he whispered, "you love him y/n? You love him? What is wrong with you? Has he already put his pin inside your mind, because my y/n, my Love would never say such a thing. She loves me and only me." I let go of Illumi's hands and i whispered, "oh shit." Hisoka lunged for me and I dodged him and I scrambled to the nightstand and grabbed my Hunter's License. I needed to bolt now and if I had that I could basically do anything and go anywhere. He growled and caught me as I tried to run through the door. He threw me over his shoulder and Illumi lunged for him and caught his ankles. Hisoka's hands on my thighs tensed with realization that he had been caught and he whispered, "see you soon." And he threw me out the window with all his might.

Illumi warched in horror as Hisoka threw y/n out the window and she careened toward the horizon. She yelled, "fuck youuuuuuuu!!!" As her figure sailed away. Illumi and Hisoka fell to the floor and Illumi was on the verge of tears. He started impaling Hisoka with his pins and Illumi whispered calmly, "you'll wish you were dead when I'm finished w-" Hisoka coughed up blood and grinned, blood coating his teeth. Illumi broke Hisoka's nose and Hisoka started cackling. Illumi was crying now and Hisoka laughed harder, knowing y/n would survive that, and if nothing else come out a bit battered and bruised but she could conjure herself some kind of cocoon of air protection, or at least conjure a wind to lessen her speed as she fell. Still, Illumi was more focused on his hate for Hisoka than anything and the thought hadn't even crossed his mind. Hisoka coughed up more blood and he looked like a human pincushion. Illumi had stuck pins in his abdomen, his thighs, his calves, his shoulders and arms and Hisoka dimly wondered where all the pins had come from. Hisoka was amused, despite the pain, because he knew for a fact that y/n would take no permanent damage, and that she's live. Hisoka was laughing up until the point Illumi carved open one of Hisoka's legs and Hisoka sat up and had a clear view of his own femur. Hisoka frowned dissatisfied, and now ready to tell Illumi the secret. Hisoka sighed and said, "oh dear Illumi, calm down. I've done this once before and y/n will be just fine. She can conjure air and whatnot to break her fall, so please put those wretched things away, she'd hate to come back and find me dead or worse." Illumi's black eyes seemed to deepen with rage as he began to cut Hisoka's muscles away from his bone and Hisoka grit his teeth and said louder, "Illumi! Y/n will not die! She's got her her conjuring nen powers, remember! This is utterly pointless, ugh, so much blood ruining your carpet." Illumi's eyes flickered with recognition and he whispered, "what?" Hisoka sighed as he poked his left thigh, "for the third time, y/n will sustain no permanent damage, nothing your healer, or even a normal doctor can't fix. She's got her nen air bending, as I like to call it, and oh dear it seems I'll be passing out soon- so can you call your healer please? For y/n's sake?" Illumi didn't answer since he was still in shock. Hisoka recognizes this and strained to use his bungee gum and he slammed Illumi into the wall. Illumi splattered on the wall and fell to the floor. He blinked, his sense coming back to him somewhat and he looked at Hisoka. He grimaced and sighed as he stood. Hisoka said again for good measure, "Illumi dear y/n is fine now call fix me now." Illumi leisurely took off his bloody shirt and neatly folded it up and said, "Hisoka, you're in absolutely no position to be making demands, are you?" Hisoka struggles to sit up and he narrowed his eyes at Illumi and said while pointing lazily at Illumi, "before you get any ideas, y/n will know you did this. And what's more is once she does come back, I'll have her ear. Just a few words from me and she doubts you and your capacity for restraint. You were an evil man during the Hunter's Exam, and you still are- don't think I've forgotten, like she has." Illumi whipped around toward Hisoka and said spat angrily , "you speak of evil but you just threw your wife out the window, when we are fifteen thousand feet in the air, Hisoka. What of that? You're the one who wishes to penetrate me, and play with me all in the hopes that I'll eventually erupt with emotion and lash out at her. At first I didn't see, but your true nature doesn't escape me. It's a marvel that someone as pure as y/n could love you, could marry you, could let you inside her, to agree to spend all eternity with you." Hisoka was fighting to hold onto consciousness But nevertheless he found was overwhelmingly entertained by Illumi's so-called righteous condemnation of Hisoka's actions. Hisoka licked the blood off his teeth and propped himself up on one elbow. He winked at Illumi and said gleefully, "ooooooh the irony, the absolute irony of your seemingly righteous and holy grip on morality. You've killed countless people, sought out people to kill- you're a killing machine. Machines aren't made to love, Illumi-they're made to do what they're told to.You admonish me my dear but look at yourself." Illumi scoffed and put his hands on his hips. Hisoka drawled "Y/n thinks she loves you, but once she sees you like I've seen you, with your bloodlust on, with your eyes alight with rage, your hair creating a curtain of darkness, your cold anger sucking all the light, all the love, all the goodness out from the world, when I'm the one who will have to comfort her from your insanity, from your soullessness she love you then, Illumi dear?" Illumi frowned and retrieved his phone and called for a two healers immediately. Hisoka knew he was close to breaking Illumi, and he smiled and said, "y/n likes my bloodlust, she thinks it's arousing. Even when we were children she was fond of it, and now it turns her on. You should see it Illumi. Just imagine  blushing, her legs wide open just for you , her arms extended for a hug, her entrance moist from arousal, her nipples hardening with anticipation, her legs trembling desperately as he begs for you to make love to her. If only she loved you, hm." Hisoka finished with a smile then he felt debilitating, mind-crushing pain spiderweb throughout his body- originating from the pins. Hisoka dry heaved but grinned happily, knowing he'd gotten to a Illumi. He just needed the final strike, something arhat would embed itself in Illumi's mind, and fester in the back of his mind. Hisoka licked his lips and whispered, "if you had to save just one, who would you save? Killua or y/n? Who? Which one? Who do you truly love?" Illumi's head snapped away from the window and to a grinning Hisoka. Illumi froze. The healers rushed in at that moment, but as they quickly and quietly tended to Hisoka, Illumi stood, frozen, stunned by the question and  the very real implications that cane along with the question. Illumi just stared off into the distance, and after a while- he put his pants on and left. Ilumi's mind was mind seemingly blank, but thoughts and doubt and worries churned beneath the surface of his consciousness. Hisoka exhaled and layed down as the one healer worked tirelessly on his leg, and the other took out a pin, healed the area, and continued like that along his whole body. Hisoka laughed to himself and closed his eyes.

Y/n POV
The wind whistled through my ears and tore at my clothes. I watched Hisoka and Illumi's figures get smaller and before they disappeared called out, "Fuck youuuuuuuu Hisoka!". I was careening through the sky and falling downwards slowly but surely down as I traversed a long distance. Hisoka hadn't thrown me with all his might, but it was hard enough that I was moving making a beeline in the sky for the Zoldyck gates unstead of falling straight downwards. I watched the trees of the Zoldyck property zoom under me. I was overwhelmed with rage at Hisoka, and with fear at being this high up that it took me a few moments before I conjured a strong, but not jarring wind to slow my descent. I slowed down and I looked out and saw I was in the middle of the woods within the bounds of the Zoldyck property and I could no longer see the house, just Kukuroo Mountain. I was still moving backwards and down at an alrming rate and the treetops below me were going to be rushing up at me me soon. I screamed out in frustration and when I tried to breathe I realized I was too high up and going too fast to catch a breath. It was in that moment I almost cried and willed myself not to, as I realized I might very well pass out, and that would be bad for business. So i presses my lips together and willed myself to drop quicker, so I could be conscious when I hit the treetops, and so I could get at a  low enough altitude that I could breathe. I exhaled and wove a cocoon of hard air to break my fall and I pressed my hands on the outside of it and restrained myself within it, so I didn't roll around and within it and hurt myself. My feet slammed into the treetops and pain splintered in my legs must and I instinctively let my air cocoon disperse and as I fell threw the treetops. I gasped and breathed heavily as the thick branches and wide leaves hit on the way down slowled my descent but also scratched me up . As I fell, I wondered whether or not to land on my feet and I decided that would be the best way. The ground was now a few hundred feet away and I wrapped my aura around a tree branches as I fell to slow my descent even more. I was shivering with with shock at had what just happened I looked down and my throat closed up and I felt tears well in my eyes but I willed myself to keep it together. Finally, I was about a hundred feet up and still going about 40 mph so my heart pounded as I conjured a column of air and a small pool of water at the bottom of where I would land to slow my descent. I started to sweat as I plummeted and held myself together like a stick and willed to pool of water to reach out and meet me, since I couldn't dig it deeper into the hard earth. My feet slammed into the water and I cried out in pain as I fell into the water. I shot through my column of aqua and my feet hit touched the ground and I willed the water to dissipate. When it didn't I began to panic, then I remembered to activate Zetsu, and the water fell away and I fell onto the ground. I felt strong enough to stay conscious but uneasiness pooled in my stomach as I looked around. I was in the middle of what seemed to be some type of woods or less tropical version of a jungle. Eerie sounds shook me when I was already rattled and I wondered at all what would happen to me out here if I did pass out. I wanted to lean my back up against a tree, but it wold be just my luck if that tree was carnivorous or something, or had poison ivy or poison oak on it. I needed help, and I probably could get back myself but I was extremely far away and closer to the gates than I was to the house at this point. I'm also pretty sure I sprained both ankles, maybe broke them. I almost cried out in frustration with Hisoka and his dickery. I had once asked him to throw me off a cliff to see if I could fly. It was one of the semi-rare occasions that I had accompanied him on a mission. We were at the Canyon Grand he not only threw me off the cliff happily, but he had jumped with me. He had done this without telling me so in that moment I was not longer concerned, at that point with flying, but instead keeping us both alive. I sighed, whisking I could actually learn to fly or maybe to some extent at least glide. I sat up and put my hands in my face and whispered, "oh Hiso, what's wrong with you?" I looked at my hand and I realized I had been clutching it tightly this whole time. So tight, in fact that the palm of my hand had been sliced by it and it was bleeding. I scoffed and shoved the Hunter's lisence into the side of my underwear (wasn't wearing a bra, still in pajamas.) I contemplate trying to get back on my own but I went ahead and laid down. I looked up,at the treetops and I said aloud, "ha, I wish something bad would happen, just so you feel bad you asshole, you absolute piece of SHIT! Fuck your! Fuck you fuck you fuck you fick you fuck you!" I shot to my feet and as I yelled I ignored the pain in my legs and I started punching one of the trees. I panted, that wasn't enough, I had to explode, do something. And I was glad no one was around. I smelled the air, and felt it trying to determine how much moisture I had to work with. Not much. I had originally wanted a hurricane, but I figured a tornado would do, but I wondered if u destroyed their trees, would the Zoldycks be upset? Probably.,these trees looked hundreds, if not thousands of years old.  I growled and decided to shoot a geysers of churning air and water into the sky. I punched the sky as my water twisted and turned and the I willed the sky to come down to meet me and clouds connected with my geysers and I made a waterspout, and I spun it around and I decided it would be ok if I knocked  a few trees down and I arced my arm aggressively and screamed about how all the men in my life are crazy ducking assholes and how I hated everyone and how I wanted a normal relationship, and I cried with frustration, and anger that Hisoka didn't even try to understand. He didn't even try to listen to me. As the waterspout uprooted the trees around me, I screamed aloud, "I still would've love you! I still love you, but you just, please try to ducking understand!" As I yelled understand, I realized I had got caught  up in my own waterspout with my carelessness and anger. I was being thrown about like a rag doll and I conjured a cocoon of air around me once again so I could protect myself from the trees and chiding, whipping water. I enjoyed being thrown about, and I closed my eyes and let myself rest as I ride the tumultuous storm.

When I woke up, I was laying on the ground, and a pretty black girl who looked about 14 or so was hovering over me. I have her a bleary smile and I croaked, "I'm y/n, you're cute." I reached up to touch her face and she pushed my hand away. She was holding a long staff and she looked at me curiously, her big brown eyes observing me. My eyes came into focus and I realized she was wearing a butler uniform. I almost threw up at the notion that they had a child serving them. She should be out living her life, or doing whatever- but certainly not working for a ruthless family of assassins. She stood up and took out a cell phone and said, "yes, Gotoh, yes that was her. I've found her here by the Border but I was instructed to guard the path for the next 42 hours as you know. Could you come, ah no I see. That's cool, yes send her. Alright, thank you, yes, yes goodbye." She slid her phone back into her pocket and I winced and whispered, "forty two hours? Here? Don't you sleep? Isn't that..."  she turned away from me and stood in front of two columns of stone and while looking straight ahead at me she said softly, "I'm Canary. Nice to make your aquientence  Mrs y/n." I almost scoffed when she said 'Mrs.' But I realized, looking down st my finger, I was a Mrs. and my Mr. Had just thrown me out the window. I sat up fully and groaned as I felt my underwear for my Hunter's License. It was still there but in severe danger of falling out. I readjusted it and I said to canary, "I like your hair Canary. Thanks for uh, finding me." She nodded and smiled. She glanced over to me and said, "thank you, and a bit after those storms appeared you just landed right there. My colleague is coming to get you, so you can rest and stuff, ok?" I nodded and whispered my thanks to her, as I held my side. She nodded and absentmindedly twirled her staff like a baton, threw it up in the air, then caught it again. I nodded my approval and I said, "hey that's cool." She twirled her staff and said happily but still gives on her staff, "yeah thanks." I sat there and then I saw Gotoh slide out of the shadows. Canary bowed at him then smiled. She said, "I thought you weren't coming, what's going on?" Gotoh took a deep breath and said, " ah well Tsubone was the only one available and I figured that would be a bit much for y/n. Canary smiled and nodded, "ok." She said. I struggled to stand and Gotoh rubbed the area between his eyebrows and sighed. He said exhaustedly, "y/n why in the world would you try to stand? Why? Here I am, coming to retrieve you and you s-" he frowned and said mumbled something. He walked toward me and bent down so I could climb onto his back. Canary called out, "bye y/n! Nice to meet you!" I smiled and said, "by Canary I'll come visit you snd bring you some food so we can eat together on one of your shifts, ok!" She smiled a small close lipped smile and nodded. Gotoh sighed and said, "y/n Silva won't be pleased when he sees what you've done to our trees, whet were you thinking?" I sighed and went ahead and told him all they had happened (omitting the smexy parts) staring with how Illumi was wanting to put his pin in me last night. Gotoh nodded as we went and wore suppressed a smile smile. He said nothing then he described where we were going and that he had a healer on their way, and some food waiting for me and so on. Soon, we approached what looked like a  mansion in and of itself, and it was made out of primarily wood and windows and I sighed happily. The lights from the inside shone a warm yellow and the house was painted a pristine white color that complimented the woods outlines.  My side aches but I pat Gotoh's shoulder and I said as we entered, "I see why I'd like this place better. This place is beautiful, Gotoh." Gotoh pursed his lips and wordlessly, he set me down on a soft light yellow couch and I looked around. It really was beautiful, there was a clear chandelier hanging from the top of the wood outlined ceiling, there was white carpet everywhere except the  entrance, and the walls were a soft yellow- similar to the color in my room. I looked around at the big windows and the room awash in a warm light and I realized my room was like this place, but more personalized to me, and more frilly and feminine. Gotoh appeared with a tray of soup, some fruit, bread and cheese, and water, along with some painkillers. I sat up and sat the tray on my lap. He nodded and started to leave and I said, "wait, where are you going?" He turned around and said, "to eat Miss, while I have a break." I rolled my eyes and I said seriously, "Gotoh the Zoldycks night he all high and mighty and shit but me and Hisoka couldn't care less about this status crap. Come eat with me. I need someone to talk to, anyway." I pointed to a nearby chair and he narrowed his eyes, internally debating what to do. Then he smiled and said, "fine then, thank you Miss." I consisted waiting for him to come back to start eating but I decided against it. I was hungry and I had already invited him over. I wished Canary could've eaten with us but I shrugged, making a mental note to come visit her. I began eating and the food was better than last time. It was infinitely comforting and I gobbled down the whole bowl in just a few minutes. Gotoh came out and sat in a chair diagonal from me. He silently ate a sandwich and his eyes gleamed as he saw I had eaten all the soup. I looked at him and I explained, "hey, it was good! Before I leave I gotta get your recipes snd thank whoever cooked this stuff because it's delicious." I started eating the bread and cheese and Gotoh nodded. I started at the bread and cheese and I almost melted into the couch. It was so good! I opened my mouth and I looked at Gotoh with a a surprised expression on my face. I practically yelled, "what is this deliciousness?!" Gotoh laughed lightly and pointed at my plate. He wore a stoic closed lipped smile and said happily  , "yes that's Brie cheese, Miss- I assume you like it." i ate some fruit along with it and I said, "oh yeah, Gotoh, this is quality content here." He nodded and said almost wistfully, "yes Master Killua enjoys that cheese and soup as well, it is my hope all is well with him with Mikyo and his mother." I furrowed my brows, remering how Illumi told me Killua was back home. I said curiously, "do you think I could visit Killua, while I'm here?" Gotoh's expression turned grave and he said seriously, "I would advise against it Miss. he's being punished for leaving home in the manner he did. I disagree with their methods on Master Killua but it is simply not my place..." he frowned and I wondered exactly what they were doing to Killua. I whispered, "will he be, will he be ok? Should I maybe try to check on him?" Gotoh's steely grey eyes bore into mine snd he said, "once again, do not go find or try to find Killua. This is a family matter and even if you were family, you'd never have a say. You'd only be hurting Killua if you managed to find a way to find him. He needs to be in a certain mindset to endure what he must, and with you visiting him he very well might leave again, having been reminded of the happiness of the outside world." I nodded in understanding and I set the tray on the floor, gulped down some water and i sighed and said, "thanks Gotoh, and thank Canary for me too, hopefully I can spend some time with her esp-" then, Illumi burst in with who I assumed was a healer at his feet. Gotoh shot to his feet and said, "Master Illumi, hello." Illumi ignored him and ran toward me. He slid onto the couch and pulled me into his arms. I winced as he held me tightly and I kissed his cheek, and said, "Lumi I'm fine, kind of, don't-" Illumi pulled me into his lap and snapped at the healer. It was an older woman who looked like pretty and her silver hair was pulled up into a tight bun. She looked almost regal in her deep pink robe but when Illumi snapped at her she almost tripped over herself as she scurried over to us. I pursed my lips but said nothing, reminding myself this was the Zoldyck household and they'd run it how they chose. The woman quickly worked on my ankles as and Illumi made me lay down with my head in his lap. Illumi stroked my hair and stared at my face, almost to the pint it made me uncomfortable as he looked at me. Still, I took his hand and put it over my heart and I pat it. I opened my mouth to say something but he gently pressed his hand into my mouth. I nodded and he let go. The healer quickly and quietly moved from my angles, to my rib, then my neck. She asked for permission to move me, then realigned my spine and neck with a few loud cracks. She finished me up and murmured a general report to Illumi and he nodded and waved her away. She quickly went off with Gotoh and I called out, "her thank you!" She looked back at me stunned then nodded and left out. I wondered how often these people said thank you if the staff balked when someone said, "thank you." For all their manners and eliteness, you'd think they'd know to say thank you. Illumi kissed my forehead snd  I looked up at him. He was clearly distraught and  he said in a pained tone, "for a brief moment, y/n I-" his throat bobbed and his salty tears plopped down onto my face as he hovered over me. I realized he thought I actually might've died and my eyes widened and I breathed, "is he alive? Illumi, is Hisoka alive? What did you do-" Illumi wrapped me up in his arms and moved us so I was laying on top of him like last night. Tears gathered in my eyes and I sobbed, "Illumi is he alive? Please?" Illumi sighed and said, "yes he's alive. But y/n he flings you out a window, and the first thing, your primary worry is his well-being? That's insanity, y/n, he's evil, he's terrible he's not worthy of you. I am, I know how to treat you properly now, I know." I dried the tears that had surfaced and I pat his shoulder. I rolled my eyes internally as he gripped my back and I said, "I'll beat his ass when I get back and I'll tell you I was angry and frustrated, sorry about the trees by the way. But I mean, to be fair- I just admitted to truly loving someone in a non-platonic way  besides him. I mean, wouldn't that hurt anyone? He knew I'd survive snd that doesn't make what he did ok at all. But if I heard he truly loved, say Machi- this girl he's been calling; I'd be devastated. I'd probably hide in a closet and never come out. Hisoka just reacted in the way that was natural for him. I need to apologize to him, just as he needs to apologize to me." Illumi tensed up and wrapped his legs around mine. He shook as he whispered, "you do not need to apologize to him, that- that-" I knew he was probably holding back a deluge of his opinions on the matter. I sighed and thanked Illhmi for coming to get me. He sat up and gently took my face in his hands. I blushed as he stared st me and he began placing soft kisses all over my face and neck. He slid his arms around me and pressed his chest into mine. His cold lips turned warm as he kept gently pressing them into me. He kissed my face and my collarbone, and my throat as I sighed and and i felt the tension in my shoulders melt away. He pulled me into a deep, full kiss full of need and love and I opened my mouth to him. His tongue darted inside my mouth snd he desperately smoothie his tongue within  the inside out my mouth as his hands pushed up my shirt snd gripped my bare waist. I pressed myself into him snd he whispered, " I love you, y/n I can't bear life without you. I can't bear the thought if being away from you, I need you, y/n. Please, let me stay with you snd Hisoka  after this, let me be with you, please grant me that wish, that opportunity, that privilege, that gift." Tears swam in his dark eyes and I kissed his lips gently as I ran my hands through his hair. "Shhh Illumi, you're ok, you're just fine, ok baby, just fine." I pressed his head to my chest and he wrapped his arms around my neck as he clung to me. i enveloped him in my aura and he groaned and snuggled into me more. I stoked his hair and pat his back as he rubbed his forehead into my neck and he kissed it softly. I rubbed his back comfortingly. He closed his eyes pushed me so I was laying down and he scooted down so he could lay his head on my chest, even though he was taller than me. I held him tightly and used a transmuter bungee gum- inspired tactic and i used it to wrap around Illumi tightly and glue him into me. He moaned and intertwined his legs with mine. I smiled and said soothingly, " baby you're all good, you're with me now, and that means you're safe,ok?" He nit his lip and his breathing slowed. My thoughts drifted to Hisoka and what I would tell him, and how we could work this out. I felt pained that I had caused Hisoka so much pain, but I didn't feel like abandoning Illumi at this point was an option at all. I looked back to Illumi and I realized he was asleep. I pet his head and rubbed his back to comfort him. I spoke to him in a hushed voice about how me Hisoka and him will all be happy one way or another in the end of this, and we'll all have as many flowers, cheese, and stylish clothes we want. Illumi smiled in his sleep and he nodded. I whispered, "oh? Are you awake Lumi baby?" He nodded again, still with his eyes closed. I conjured a warm breeze to envelop us and wrap around us. Illumi wrapped his arms around me tightly and nestled his head into my chest. As his breathing slowed I thought about Hisoka. As I did so, I twirled my hands through his long black hair, stroking it. I thought about Hisoka and I hoped to god he'd be ok, and that we could find a way to somehow keep Illumi around. but I still wanted to make sure Hisoka knew that I'd never leave him, that I'd always love him the most, that he'd always be my husband, my best friend, my Love. I sighed, sincerely hoping wishing that my undying unconditional love for Hisoka was enough for him, despite my love for Illumi. As I sat there o thought about how much this must be hurting Hisoka, I began to  feel guilty about the pain it must be causing him- but at the same time; Illumi needed me. They both did. Frowned and exhaled. I pat Illumi's back therapeutically and he murmured, "so warm y/n marry me, we can have sleepm..." his voice became muffled as he buried his face in my breasts. I smiled a little at that, but I was still trying to figure out what I'd tell Hisoka, how I'd explain myself, and how I'd work this out so he knew I still was his. I fisted my hands on Illumi's back, as I hoped to god that Hisoka wouldn't kill me. But I guess if I had to die by anyone's hands, how poetic would it be to be killed by my true love?