Keith: Pidge what are you reading?

Pidge: A 30 day ship book.

Keith: Oh okay. *looks at their computer*
Doing something stupid, doing something sweet, doing something ho- PIDGE. YOU ARE A CHILD.

Pidge: I AM 15 FUCKING YEARS OLD!

Keith: DEAR LORD, THE CHILDREN!!!!!

Pidge: *continues reading*

Keith: *freaks out over his "child"*