Me: I JUST REALIZED HOW CRAPPIE A WRITER I'VE BEEN J.K GinnyPotter4life made me realize that yesterday. I haven't updated for a full month that is crazy I know. I decided to ,and this for you guys as an I don't know New Years gift I suppose. Well it's New Years in America at least. If not for you guys um happy late 2016!!! Thank you for 123 reads and 8 votes !Let's just get on with it!
Back in the room of requirement
Me:Hello guys!
Neville: Oh you again!
Me: Just for that you're going next after a Pansy is done!
Pansy: AHHH!!
Luna:*stabs Pansy in the gut and kills her*
Everyone:0.0
Luna: I told her to give me my earrings she took to long.
Everyone:*Ahhhhhhhhhh!!
Me:Luna honey listen you shouldn't go around murdering people just for not giving you you're earrings quick enough. You're going to see a physiatrist in America. *with a snap of my fingers she's gone*
Harry: What are we going to do with Parkinson's carcass?
Me: Well um-
Hermione: For your information the dictionary definition of carcass is the dead body of an animal so um you are wrong about that.
Ginny: Hermione um no offense but none of care what the dictionary definition of carcass is.
Hermione: Hey that's not fair!
Ron: Shut it, both of you! We have more important matters on our hands .... What are we going to eat?
Me:Um let me look through my bag. I have skittles, chocolate frogs, sour cream and onion chips, pumpkin pasties, butter beers, pumpkin juice, bagels, and Red vines-
Ron: Red vines, did you just say you had red vines in your bag.
Neville: Yeah she did so...
Ron and Harry: Only because it's the best food in the whole entire world!!
Me: I know that's why I always carry them around everywhere I go.  Anyone who disagrees Is surely a butt trumpet. So Red vine anyone want a red vine?
Everyone (except Pansy of course): Heck yeah.*they all grab a pack*
Me: I should probably revive Parkinson now.* with a snap of my fingers she's back*
Pansy: *dreadful panting *That place was dreadful!
Me: Neville truth or dare?
Neville: Dare,I guess.
Me: You have to dress up as Lily Potter and walk up to Snape and then flirt with him, and then smack him and run away.
Hermione: That is a run-on sentence.
Everyone: Nobody cares Hermione.
Hermione: Sorry.
Harry: Wait why would Snape care if he saw my mom? He knows she's dead.
Everyone: Yeah, why?
Me: That is a question for another time.
Neville: Okay but how am I supposed to look like her.
Me: Oh here's a polyjuice potion.Oh and here's a script of what to say.*hands it to him*
Neville:Okay bye.
Ginny: How did you even have Lily's hair if she was dead? *Fred, George, and Dean appear back*
Me: Simple answer I collect famous dead people's hair brushes.
Fred: You collect famous dead people's hair brushes? Wicked.
George: Who's do you have?
Me: James Potter, Lily Potter, Nicholas Flamel, Merlin-
Everyone: YOU HAVE MERLIN'S HAIRBRUSH?!
Me: Yeah and I have George Washington's.
Everyone besides Hermione and Draco: Who?
Draco: Must be some muggle.
Hermione: How could you not know who George Washington is? He was America's first president.
Everyone: Oh!
Me: Somehow I have all of these people's hairbrushes but I am clueless to where my own is. *The rest in a sing voice*Oh where oh where is my hairbrush?Oh where oh where is my hairbrush?
Everyone: SHUT UP!!
Me: Okay fine let's just watch Neville, or should I say "Lily "on T.V.*Clicks the television on*
"Lily":Hey S-S-Severus looking dashing are we?
Severus: 0.0
"Lily":Awestruck are we?
Severus: It c-can't be you're d-dead.
"Lily": Funny I'm just as much alive as you are.
Severus: I missed you.
"Lily": I HATE YOU! HOW COULD YOU CALL ME A MUDBLOOD?!
Severus: I'm sorry Lily please forgive me.
"Lily":* Slaps him and walks out*
Back in the R.OR
Me: That was dramatic!
Ginny: Next time you'll see us doing playing the Charlie Charlie Pencil game as soon as Luna gets back.
Dean: Stay tuned.
Neville: For more drama!
Pansy: More Craziness.
Harry: AND MORE POTTER!!
Everyone: BYE.
Me: Oh yeah I got help from Veggie-tales and AVPM(  A Very Potter Musical ) comment if you noticed. Oh yeah and check out Dancer2288 and NotADumbBlonde_27 ( bc I forgot to give her a shout-out on my other story) Bye guys 😘