Hey-ooo! It's your main (*garden*) hoe over here, hehe!

...Okay, let's all please just forget about that cringey fuckin start.

Aaanyways, yes, I'm FINALLY posting a randomness book! I used to have a randomness book over on my other (now less active since I'm mostly on here nowadays) account, MissFateX, but that was really long ago and I deleted it cuz I just wasn't on it that much anymore and trust me when I say that it was CRINGEY AF. >_< And also I was younger and less mature back then, so a lot of the things that I posted on there were...OOF.

I tried putting this off cuz 1) Not too many interesting things happen in my life. 2) I honestly don't know how much I'll be active and update this shiz. And 3) Well, I'm lazy. Like, a lot.

But I just quit fighting it off. I realized that I have a LOT of weird thoughts racing through my mind that are bursting and I simply can't keep to myself, so I kinda needed a book or some crap just to help me let 'em out.

Here you'll also find out a bit more about me (just not TOO much cuz y'know...SAFETY FIRST BITCHES!!1!11!). But listen well and listen good... There will absolutely be NO drama. Like, I wanna be able to freely share my personal thoughts and opinions (which is a-okay with Wattpad rules) and all that though probably not as much cuz the generation today is so fucking sensitive that it's ridiculous. I just don't want people taking anything the wrong way and starting any drama that shouldn't be started at all. And ONE reason for it is cuz I'm too lazy to get up and deal with bullshit. 🤷‍♀️

Buuut on a lighter note... Here are some tags! I'm only tagging the few close friends that I actually consider and those who I interact with the MOST, and they are all SUPER awesome (of course you guys don't need to read this book but I'd appreciate it if you will)! Along with this I'll also be saying something short and positive about each of them 😁 So sorry in advance for all the cheesiness, but I'm only bein' honest!

harleyobsessed The Kamikaze to my Candy Cunt ♡♡♡ (you know what this is LMAO xD) I think also my sister from a past life~

Dramione_4_lyf LEGIT GURL I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MY SOULMATE ASKDJEJDJDJJAH

xXAlaskaJonesXx You're one of the first people I ever got really close to here on Wattpad, and you're always so very caring and loving and selfless to everyone. Thank you, Tessa. *Hugs*

InsufferableKnowItAl Very kind and sweet person, shares a lot of the same men that I like LOL. Also a VERY talented writer, seriously go check out her books!

ChristinaAnnRiley Hey, Christina! It's me, Paola! I know you haven't been that active lately but I just wanted to let you know that you're an amazing person and please don't ever think otherwise ❤

slytherdxrx A beautiful person, both inside and out ❤ Also an immensely talented graphic designer, she deserves more recognition!

JayThePlayer Mah bro, mah dude, mah GRIZZ (you'll also know what this is xD)

colbyarys KING I STANNNNN

KakarotSavage Though you may change your username a lot, your awesomeness never does! 😉

PainfullyAlex LOVE LOVE LOVE YOOOU 😍

NovaPhilharmonica You are literally so aesthetic like WTF AKDNSKSNKSSN also you make KILLER OCs and you're just a really cool person in general! 😀

Aaand I think that's about it! I also think that this book will have a theme, which will be the first time I'm ever doing such a thing, and that theme will be Gotham (the TV show)/its cast. They're PROBABLY gonna mostly be Cory Michael Smith and Robin Lord Taylor tho (since I'm hella obsessed if you couldn't already tell). Elizabeth Gillies might also pop in sometimes since she's my queen and I STAN 😆

Welp, see y'all! Hope you have a nice day! Also please excuse the terrible cover, I'll be working on a new one soon!