Sleep problems(chaotic asf)
*It was a very lovely morning. Jaeden was banging pans together being loud asf*
Jaeden: I NEVER GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF Y'ALL, YOU NEVER GONNA SLEEP CUZ OF ME!1!1!
*In Athena's room*
Athena/Jade: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
*Angie's room*
Angie: *eye twitching* will he be quiet..
*Angel's room*
Angel: UGHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T SLEEPPPP!! >:(
*Mochi/Lorise's room*
Mochi/Lorise: *snoreeeeee*
*Elliot's room*
Elliot: did he take his meds-
--Later--
Jaeden: Y'all, I do all the goddamn work around this house. YOU GOTTA HELP!!! GEEZ!
Mochi/Lorise: *in a blanket burrito* Can I go back to sleep?
Elliot: *on the couch* Can I also go back to sleep?
Jaeden: *his face softened* Of course! Go back to bed! :)
Angie+Athena+Angel: HUH!?
Angie: Why do they get to sleep more!?
Angel: YEA!
Jaeden: I legit met y'all this year. I've known Elliot and Mochi since grade 3. So once I get to know all of you guys more, you can sleep more.
Athena/Jade: is this dude fr-
--3 hours later--
Angel: I'M DONE THE KITCHENNNN
Angie: I'M DONE THE LIVING ROOM
Athena/Jade: I'm done the laundry.
Jaeden: The bathroom is now clean. ahem, you all may go back to bed now :)
--When everyone woke up--
Mochi/Lorise+Elliot: WE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE WAFFLES!1!
Angie: OOOOOO :0
Angel: I don't like waffles :\
*Athena looked at Jaeden*
Athena/Jade: They know how to cook right?
Jaeden: Lorise can, Elliot can't- WAIT NO THE HOUSE-
*20 minutes later we all are standing outside the house with it on fire*
Angie: This is the 2nd time we've burned down the house-
Angel: Yea it burned down last chapter, I wonder why it was like it never burned down-
Author(me): NO 4TH WALL BREAKS-
Athena: wtf-
Elliot: *eagle sounds*
Mochi/Lorise: *diseased dolphin sounds*
Angie+Angel: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Jaeden: why are you guys like this-
--At the fire station--
Firefighter: Are you all ok?
Elliot: NO! MY BLANKET WAS IN THE HOUSE!! WAHHHHHHHHH
Jaeden: It's ok honey *hugs him*
Angel: Y'all making us feel single.
Jaeden: that's the point.
All the girls: >:0
Mochi/Lorise: OMG GAYS GUESS WHAT I REALIZED!!
Everyone: WHAT!!
Mochi/Lorise: WE COMITTED WAR CRIMES AND THE POLICE ARE AFTER US!!
Everyone: WHAT!?
--at the police station--
*we all were put in different interogation rooms*
Elliot: Like, it's not my fault. I didn't mean to shoot that robber.
*With Angie*
Angie: Elliot def shot that robber on purpose.Don't believe anything he says.
*With Angel*
Angel: Lorise fell on that robber killing him soooooo, she's guilty.
*With me*
Mochi/Lorise: I tripped! I didn't mean to kill that guy! I just tripped on air :3
*With Athena*
Athena: Idk at this point, but I'd say that it was all Jaeden's idea.
*With Jaeden*
Jaeden: It was Athena's fault. I'm just sayin..
Everyone: I'm innocent :)
--10 minutes later--
Everyone: HOW DID WE ALL GET ARRESTED?!
~end bcuz my motivation flew away~
(405 words)
-Next chapter will be FUN >:3-
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