Sleep problems(chaotic asf)

*It was a very lovely morning.   Jaeden was banging pans together being loud asf*

Jaeden: I NEVER GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF Y'ALL, YOU NEVER GONNA SLEEP CUZ OF ME!1!1!

*In Athena's room*

Athena/Jade: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

*Angie's room*

Angie: *eye twitching* will he be quiet..

*Angel's room*

Angel: UGHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T SLEEPPPP!! >:(

*Mochi/Lorise's room*

Mochi/Lorise: *snoreeeeee*

*Elliot's room*

Elliot: did he take his meds-

--Later--

Jaeden: Y'all, I do all the goddamn work around this house. YOU GOTTA HELP!!! GEEZ!

Mochi/Lorise: *in a blanket burrito* Can I go back to sleep?

Elliot: *on the couch* Can I also go back to sleep?

Jaeden: *his face softened* Of course! Go back to bed! :)

Angie+Athena+Angel: HUH!?

Angie: Why do they get to sleep more!?

Angel: YEA!

Jaeden: I legit met y'all this year. I've known Elliot and Mochi since grade 3. So once I get to know all of you guys more, you can sleep more.

Athena/Jade: is this dude fr-

--3 hours later--

Angel: I'M DONE THE KITCHENNNN

Angie: I'M DONE THE LIVING ROOM

Athena/Jade: I'm done the laundry.

Jaeden: The bathroom is now clean. ahem, you all may go back to bed now :)

--When everyone woke up--

Mochi/Lorise+Elliot: WE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE WAFFLES!1!

Angie: OOOOOO :0

Angel: I don't like waffles :\

*Athena looked at Jaeden*

Athena/Jade: They know how to cook right?

Jaeden: Lorise can, Elliot can't-  WAIT NO THE HOUSE-

*20 minutes later we all are standing outside the house with it on fire*

Angie: This is the 2nd time we've burned down the house-

Angel: Yea it burned down last chapter, I wonder why it was like it never burned down-

Author(me): NO 4TH WALL BREAKS-

Athena: wtf-

Elliot: *eagle sounds*

Mochi/Lorise: *diseased dolphin sounds*

Angie+Angel: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Jaeden: why are you guys like this-

--At the fire station--

Firefighter: Are you all ok?

Elliot: NO! MY BLANKET WAS IN THE HOUSE!! WAHHHHHHHHH

Jaeden: It's ok honey *hugs him*

Angel: Y'all making us feel single.

Jaeden: that's the point.

All the girls: >:0

Mochi/Lorise: OMG GAYS GUESS WHAT I REALIZED!!

Everyone: WHAT!!

Mochi/Lorise: WE COMITTED WAR CRIMES AND THE POLICE ARE AFTER US!!

Everyone: WHAT!?

--at the police station--

*we all were put in different interogation rooms*

Elliot: Like, it's not my fault. I didn't mean to shoot that robber.

*With Angie*

Angie: Elliot def shot that robber on purpose.Don't believe anything he says.

*With Angel*

Angel: Lorise fell on that robber killing him soooooo, she's guilty.

*With me*

Mochi/Lorise: I tripped! I didn't mean to kill that guy! I just tripped on air :3

*With Athena*

Athena: Idk at this point, but I'd say that it was all Jaeden's idea.

*With Jaeden*

Jaeden: It was Athena's fault. I'm just sayin..

Everyone: I'm innocent :)

--10 minutes later--

Everyone: HOW DID WE ALL GET ARRESTED?!


~end bcuz my motivation flew away~

(405 words)

-Next chapter will be FUN >:3-

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