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Me: *heaves two grocery bags onto the table* Okay, so today we are going to eat vegetables!

Dex: Thats what we usually eat.

Me: HUMAN vegetables!

Tam: *sarcasm* 'Cause that's so much more exciting than our vegetables!

Linh: Quiet Tam, or else you'll have to clean Leonard IV, Calla Jr, and Sally's litter boxes for a week! And Bob's too!

Tam: *shivers and looks down at floor*

Me: Thank you Linh! Now for some carrots! *hands carrots to everyone*

*everyone eats them happily*

Me: I think it is agreed that carrots are amazing! Now to lettuce! *gives everyone a leaf of lettuce*

*everyone takes a bite*

Everyone but Selene: *spits it out immediately*

Me: What?

Sophie: Still as disgusting as I remember it.

Fitz: That's why humans hate salad.

Me: *gasps* I love salad!

Fitz: Selene, your.... Different.

Me: I guess so, I did have to learn the Enlightened Language for a few months to speak with you guys since only two of you know English.

Sophie: Why do we always end off topic?

Me: Idk *shrugs*

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