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Me: Welcome all! Today we do another ship.

*everyone groans*

Me: BRIGHTSIDE IS THAT IT DOES NOT INCLUDE SOPHIE!

Sophie: YAS! Freedom! I can ship something that doesn't include me!

Everyone but Sophie: Uh oh.

Me: TODAY IS... Tiana.

Fitz: What? I get the iana for Biana, but where is the t from?

Biana: Oh god no *crawls under the table*

Tam: *whispers* shoot- shoot...

Me: *smiles evily * Oh, that's simple...

Tam: *deathglares Selene* *blushing*

Me: *shrugs* *mutters* I'm already insane... *out loud* OH TAMMY!

Everyone but Tam: Really?

Linh: *pats Tam on the back*

Tam: *prepares to glare back at someone, but nobody glares* *blushing*

Me: Welp that was under dramatic.

Linh: It doesn't seem like anyone else is really crushing on Biana *shrugs*

Biana: *from under table* thanks guys. *blushing*

Sophie: I SHIP IT. IT DOESN'T INCLUDE ME SO I SHIP IT. CONSIDER THE SHIP SHIPPING SHIPS SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPS SHIPPED.

Fitz: I did not get any of that.

Keefe: I SHIP BANGS BOY TOO.

*Sophie and Keefe hug*

Grady: *out of nowhere* *clears throat *

Keefe: *slowly backs away from Sophie*

Grady: Two more feet.

Keefe: *steps back*

Grady: *nods* *disappears*

Me: Well that happened.

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