A/N: I will write myself in to move along the plot sometimes, but I hope you enjoy my thoughts! Idk, I'll just have the keepers refer to me as Selene.

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Me: Okay guys, today we're starting with my favorite show ever! My Little Pony!

Sophie: I guess that show is ok... *squints at Selene* But isn't it for grown men and little girls?

Tam: *watches 'Applebuck Season' with disintrest* *laughs* The solution is so obvious! Why don't they just help her? How do you watch this?!?!

Biana: *frowns* Well, I like Rarity! For a pony, she has good fashion sense!

Keefe: *mock pouts at Tam* But it's amazing! *pulls sunglasses from out of nowhere* You just need to be 20% cooler!

Fitz and Dex: *shrug* meh.

Dex: *glares at an oblivious Fitz*

Sophie: Amy used to blast the episodes every morning so I hate it! Their voices are so high pitched!

Tam: Same! *high-fives Sophie*

*Dex and Keefe glare at Tam*

Linh: *quietly* Fluttershy is pretty cool.

Me: Come on! Tam, Sophie, Fitz! You don't like it?

Dex: What about me, Selene?

Me: Dex too!

Fitz: The plot could use more development but I guess Rainbow Dash is okay.

Me: Yes! You see! Dex? 

Dex: I like Spike, he's loyal to them even though they forget about him and treat him badly.

Everyone but Dex: Pfff! Who would ever do that?

Me: *glares at Tam and Sophie* haters gonna hate!

Sophie: I'd rather eat mallowmelt, Selene can you bring something else next t-

Keefe: *knocks down the televisions* THERE'S MALLOWMELT? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME!?!?

Me: I'm ending it here...

Keefe: *pants like crazy and looks around wildly* MALLOWMELT

Everyone but Keefe: RUUNNN!!!

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A/N: Well that was bad, but I hope you enjoyed it! Vote, Comment, and keep your imagination wild!