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Me: Okay, so today I got you a drink that a lot of humans love. *pulls out a carton of milk and paper cups*

Sophie: Yes! Milk! I've loved elf food, don't get me wrong, but milk is amazing!

Me: *shrugs* I don't like it that much.

Sophie: *shakes head* Shame.

*everyone sips out of cups*

*Linh, Tam, and Biana spit it out*

Me: Told you it's not that good.

Tam: Ew! What the heck was that?

Me: Cow milk.

Biana: Why do humans need milk from other animals?

Me: I honestly have no idea.

Linh: That will forever haunt my dreams. The stolen liquid of the extra big kitties with the hooves.

Me: Thank you Linh, that was deep.

Dex: It's not bad, but I don't see how humans are addicted to this.

Fitz: I had it while I was searching for Sophie. It's amazing!

Keefe and Sophie: I KNOW RIGHT!?!?

Me: I prefer coconut milk.

Sophie: *disgusted* What is WRONG with you?

Me: *laughs strangely* Too many things... Too many things...

Linh: *walks over to Selene* There, there Selene. *pats on the back*

Sophie: IS THERE ANY MORE MILK!?!?

Me: Things... Too... Many... *laughs insanely*

Elwin *offset*: Not again Selene!

Linh: *rubs back* You'll be okay.

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A/N: Thanks for reading. But yeah. I actually did have a mental breakdown recently... So... Um. I think I need help, but otherwise thanks for reading!

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