Me: So remember that 'magical' box from last time?

*Everyone except Sophie and Fitz nod like crazy*

Me: *heaves microwave onto counter* This is a microwave.

Dex: * immediately starts to push buttons and disassemble it*

Sophie: I don't think that's safe...

Keefe: *shrugs* Let the dude be, he'll be fine!

Dex: *accidentally messes up with the battery-thingy* Uh Oh...

Me: WHERE'S OUR STANDBY PSINOPATH!?!?(a/n is that how u spell it?)

*forcefield appears around battery-thingy*

*explodes inside forcefield*

Me: *sighs* *turns to dex with arms crossed* ahem!

Dex: *looks at ground* Sorry?

Me: You kids need to be more careful!

Sophie: *tears up* That sounds like- like something Forkle would say...

*Sophie runs away, crying*

*Everyone glares at me*

*Keefe, Dex, and Fitz run after Sophie*

Me: *looks at non-existent watch* Welp. I gotta go... I'm about to have a Mesmer, Empath, Technopath, Telepath, and a Conjurer at my throat so wish me luck!

*I run out of the room*

Tam: *shakes head* Stupid humans.

Linh: *snorts* What about Dex?

Biana: Hey, Fitz is even more stupid!

Linh: Tam is moodier!

Tam: Linh!

Linh: *crosses arms* It's true!

Me: *in hiding place* Welp that happened.... Talk to you again if I survive!