Me: Okay guys and gals, today we react to..... Elves!

Tam: We are elves.

Sophie: *sighs* Selene means humans views on elves.

Fitz: *grins* Oh these are hilarious.

Me: *pulls out laptop and opens to google*

Biana: What is a Keebler?

Me: A brand.

Keefe: *looks at picture in horror* They think we look like that?

Me: Yup.

Sophie: *crying from laughter* His ears are as pointy as Bronte's, at least they got that right.

Dex: *laughing* I see it too!

*everyone laughs*

Me: *sighs* Okay, okay. Next one! *looks up something*

Sophie: *falls out of her chair, cracking up*

Linh: You humans have strange thoughts...

Tam: Is this child slavery? Having tiny people work all year?

Me: *shrugs* I know this one's plain absurd.

Keefe: *clicks image* Parents put these in their kid's rooms?

Me: *shivers* These gave me nightmares...

Sophie: I hated elf on a shelf! My little sister would put them in random places to creep me out...

*everyone shivers*

Me: To the next one.

Tam: This is one is slightly more accurate, just some of them have brown and green eyes.

Sophie: Yeah, but they all have really pointy ears.

Keefe: Apparently elves are all old...

Me: *clicks on a new tab and searchs something*

Biana: These look...

Fitz: Like us?

Me: This is fanart.

Sophie: The only correct views...

Me: It's sad I know...

Keefe: Do I look that handsome? *smirks*

*everyone but Keefe sighs*

Me: I'll end it here...

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