Oh boy, I haven't updated in quite some time, huh? Sorry about that....XD ANYWAY ENJOY!!!

Now, I have thought long and hard about my decisions for each one of these. Determining each character's best ability is a harrowing process, fraught with research and countless hours of debate. But finally, I have brought you a result I can be proud of.

Sophie's Ability: Clumsy Catastrophe 

This ability is rarely useful, but in the few situations it's applicable, it is overwhelmingly powerful. Is someone shooting melder blasts at you, and you lack the ability to dodge them? Have you found a cliff for teleportation, but are too tired to jump off? Simply activate Clumsy Catastrophe, which allows you to trip over anything—and when I saw anything, I mean anything! Air, weeds, a bug walking in front of your feet...the possibilities are endless! And with a little practice, you too can be falling flat on your face off cliffs or dodging poorly aimed melder blasts in no time!!

Fitz's Ability: The Flash And Run

This ability is incredibly useful in almost any situation. Awkward date? Flash and run! Facing down an impossible foe? Flash and run!! Caught staring at a random stranger? You know what to do!!

To activate the flash and run is quite easy. Simply look extremely attractive and smile blindingly at your victim. They will be momentarily stunned by your suave charm, giving you just enough time to take them down in a flurry of violence or bolt on outta there!!

Keefe's Ability:  Punderful In Every Way

This ability is one of the most powerful of them all. Once activated, it gives the user one absolutely terrible pun to voice to their enemies. The victims are so busy groaning and cringing that they have no idea you are either running away or kicking their butts!! What a punderful way to take out your enemies—on a date!!!

*super fast talking* The last line was a joke, puns are not advised as suitable ways to obtain a date. 

Biana's Ability: Glow It Up!!

This ability is one of the flashier kinds. Remember pepper spray? Think of this ability as having an unlimited supply of pepper spray, except it comes in cool colors and shimmers like the tears of your victims as the glitter showers their eyes! Like most of the abilities on this list, it can be used for both offense and defense!! (Or if your annoying older brother walks in on you changing because he doesn't freaking knock like seriously Fitz it's not that hard.)

Dex's Ability: Awkward Ninja Turtle

This ability is incredibly powerful. While the Flash And Run can help you escape awkward situations, Dex's power does something even more evil: it creates awkward situations.

Let me explain. To activate, simply stand in front of you enemy and become extremely awkward. Some tactics may include, but are not limited to: avoiding eye-contact, fiddling with thumbs, long drawn out "soooooooooo"s and other awkward phrases. Your awkwardness will make the other person equally uncomfortable, dulling their reflexes and giving you a chance to complete the second part of this incredible ability's name: become a ninja and take them out!!

Linh's Ability: Rainy Day

Raise your hand if you think Linh is a smol bean and deserves to be protected. 

If you raised your hand, or thought about it, you could be a possible victim of Linh's special ability.

Unlike the name might suggest, this ability has nothing to do with water. Instead, in order to activate this ability, all you have to do is look extremely sad. Some tactics include, but are not limited to: puppy eyes, trembling lip, and a few tears of you can manage. If you fall into the smol bean category, anyone who witnesses you being sad will immediately want to protect you and HURT WHOEVER DARED TOUCH THEIR PRECIOUS CHILD WHO DID IT GET OVER HERE I'M SERIOUS!!!!!! This comes in handy when fighting enemies or convincing your stoic twin brother to buy you a pet (for the latter you may need to resort to toner tactics, such as rigged bets). 

Tam's Ability: -_-

This ability is by far the most mystical and unexplained. It gifts the user the power to completely change their expression into an identical copy of this emoticon: -_- 

Now Tam's ability may seem like the weakest, but let's be honest, Tammy doesn't need a parody ability to take everyone else out, he's an awesome shade. But even so, his power is far more formidable than it may seem. Have you ever had someone misread your emotions and say the wrong thing? Well with this ability, no one can possibly misread your emotion!! And when facing an enemy, just take them out with your awesome shadows and gloat over them with this face -_- letting them know how much of a disappointment they are!!

Marella's Ability: Sassy Alphabet Song

This ability, also known as SAS, allows you to act with extreme confidence and sass to people you just met. Once activated, it will grant you with several phrases to intimidate the people around you and assert your dominance. Such phrases include, but are not limited to: "No nicknames" and "I'll burn your bangs off". This can be useful to intimidate enemies and lower their self-confidence, leading to an easier defeat. 

Wylie's Ability: The Millennial

This ability gives you the power to be several years older than all your friends!! While this change comes with more wisdom* and experience, it also comes with great burdens, such as student loans and wanting to date this intimidating guy's twin sister, even if she's like four or five years younger than you.

*this is a theoretical statement, there is no statistical proof that wisdom comes with age

Jensi's Ability: The Invisibility Cloak

Oh, you thought Biana was the only vanisher?? Well think again! This ability allows you to completely disappear from any story of your choosing!! Is your friend ignoring you and finding new and better friends to hang out with? Just activate Invisibility Cloak and save the author the work of coming up with an authentic excuse for why you vanished!! The only catch: this ability may need to recharge every few books or so. While visible, you can take this time to remind people that you exist and how precious you are before reactivating. 

Stina's Ability: The 180

This ability is very, very powerful. Keefe tried to learn it back in Neverseen and Lodestar, but only Stina managed to completely master it: completely changing sides and forgetting any wrongs committed against you. This ability is very useful if you want to undergo a supposed character arc and be featured more in your chosen novel! And it even comes in handy against enemies: simply tell them that all is forgiven and act less mean, and they will stop attacking you!!

Maruca's Ability: Flashbomb

This ability is very similar to Jensi's, but it also carries some key differences: while the Invisibility Cloak allows you to become completely invisible for long stretches of time, you can be seen while using Flashbomb, even if it is very difficult and you must know exactly where to look. 

Flashbomb is an offensive ability. Once you have activated it, you have a few books worth of time to develop an huge plot twist before coming back into view AND DROPPING THE BOMB WITH A GIANT KABOOOOOOOOM. I don't think I need to explain why this is useful against enemies.

Aaaaaand, there you have it!! These are my choices for each keeper character's best and most powerful ability. Let me know in the comments if you agree!