Yes, I am making a chapter on the keeper crew's favorite bread slices. Yes, you can judge me. But yes, this is till happening.

Sophie: Just grabs to the first two, but if it's a new loaf and she's feeling particularly rebellious, sometimes she'll skip the end piece and get the next two

Fitz: If people are with him, he just opens it, does a quick two second scan through and chooses the two that look the prettiest. If he's on his own, he will examine the loaf from every angle to see which ones will make the best looking sandwich. 

Keefe: Must have the middle two. At all costs. He will fight you for the middle pieces. 

Biana: As long as it's not the end pieces, she doesn't really care, but she will not eat the end pieces. If it was between eating the end pieces and Fitz's life, she would have difficulty choosing. 

Dex: Whichever pieces he chooses, they have to be the same size. He usually accomplishes this by taking slices that are the same distance away from each end, and if he's not too tired, he WILL whip out a ruler. Don't test him.

Linh: She usually just takes the end pieces first thing to save everyone else the trouble of skipping them. She doesn't mind eating them, and she knows everyone else hates them, so she'll grab them cuz she doesn't like wasting food. If you see Linh skip the end pieces, you'd better figure out what's wrong, cuz that means she wants you to suffer. 

Tam: Sandwiches honestly aren't his favorite, but if he's alone, he'll just grab the first two pieces. Like Linh, he doesn't go out of his way to skip the ends, he just doesn't really care. But if he knows Keefe is going to make a sandwich later, he'll grab the middle two pieces and make sure Keefe notices they're gone. 

You're welcome for this. XD