Sophie: *crying from laughter* I can't believe I used to think these were fake. Though, they kind of are made up.

Fitz: *talks angrily* Why do they think they can just make stuff about us? Yes they knew us thousands of years ago and they wanted to record it, but they shouldn't have changed what we look like and make more stories up about us.

Keefe: *talks angrily* They think they can ruin our good looks by making us short and have bells on our shoes and everyone have pointy ears and make us work all year round for some fat guy? I won't have it. *walks up to a human* Whose your leader?

Fitz: Keefe, shut up. It's fine. You need to forget it. Just like I will. Because Sophie will erase our memories of it.

Sophie: I am not going to do that! First of all I don't know how and second, I don't have to.

Fitz:Fine.

Biana:Anyways, these stories are really mean.

Dex: I thought the stories would be like human movies. I guess not. And why do they call them fairy tales? Why don't they call them elf tales, or goblin tales or ogre tales?