Yesterday we went to see the movie
We both wanted to see so much
And although it was quite gripping
We couldn't really focus
Because we were laughing at the lady
Sitting next to our shared double seat
Who was constantly talking
About how we talked too much
Although we didn't say a single word

And than we went shopping
For presents for our friend
Who had a birthday party
We went to right after
And the journey was so much fun
And at the party you got a little too drunk
Your friend came to me
Forced me to drink some vodka
So we were both in the mood
And we hit the dancing floor
You were hugging me a little too tight
But guess what? I didn't mind.

And then this girl came up to us
She goes to our school too
But you two have never talked
She just had a crush on you
Because she liked your face and body
And she took your hand
And started dancing with you
And I tried to act like I didn't mind
And when you came back
Said you were so sorry
Hugged me again
I asked "Doesn't your girlfriend mind?"
And we both laughed
You held my hands a little too hard
And said "I'm seriously gonna fight you
If you call her that once again."

But then it happened again
She seriously pulled you out of our conversation
Gave me a strange look
And proudly took you to the dancing floor
To dance to Perfect by Ed Sheeran
And you were laughing
Smiling at me
Hugging her, pretending she had a chance
And then she said
"Well you know, go talk to your classmate or stop making me jealous."
And I stood there
Didn't know what was happening
Looked at you
Who seemed even more confused
As you answered
"I'm terribly sorry
But I don't even know your name!"
And we both started laughing again
And she was crying
But you didn't cheer her up
You came back to me
Hugged me
Let me laugh at your shoulder
And then asked
"You wanna dance?"
And I did but sadly
I had to leave
And you left too
Hugged me for a little too long as a goodbye
And in the morning
The first I saw
Was a late night message from you
Saying
"Thanks for tonight. Sorry for that girl."
And then one from the morning
"I just wish there could be more yeasterdays."

So this is basically a real story although it's a little shortened of course. But that girl really happened, and not just two times. She stole him from me about ten times and also she was shouting at her boy friend for not keeping me busy so that she could dance with my best friend. Also she told the friend who had the party that I could've just said something and that she should have told her that he was there with somebody else. We were all so much laughing at her. I know it's mean, but she hella deserved it. I don't consider myself a mean person, but this was so so funny I just couldn't... I don't know... but I promise, she was so desperate you would laugh at her too.
I'm sorry for being such a bitch
Love,
S. D.