Making Steven uncomfortable is fun. 

Of course I was playing dumb with the whole ,horny' thing. I know exactly what that word means, and I can confirm, that since I sometimes live in his closet, I do know that even without the glorious horns he is sprouting now, he still sometimes...-

What am I writing??

If I spill his secrets and Connie reads this, she might stop liking him, and my ship will perish!

Connie, if you're reading this, please note that I can confirm that Steven never does anything out of the ordinary alone in his room at night. Trust me. I know. I often hide in his closet. Well, at least no behavior that isn't somewhere noted in the books I have read. Even the crying is normal. I am even proud to say, that he polishes his gem three times a day, and is normally very tidy.

I really started to wonder though... When is he going to pull me out of his closet? I bet he knows I'm here, watching him cry at night.

I want to help, but I highly doubt I am the right person to help him. I am not a very emotional being.