Yesterday someone told me to look up myself on the ,internet'. After approximately 10 minutes of various inaccurate drawings and a lot of comics of Lapis and I, I stumbled upon some... rather interesting images.

I will show you the first one I have found here:

Where do I even begin?

I can only imagine what must be going on down there. Or rather, I would rather not imagine it. My facial expression in the first frame is accurate, however, the second is not.

I highly doubt blue Diamond would use her power in a situation like this. From what Steven tried to explain to me, this would be much too distracting.

Alright. Next picture.

What more can I say, than how accurate this is?

Steven. No. You People really need to stop making me something I am not.

Haha very funny. Rocks. Just because we are gems, it doesn't mean that rare types of minerals and rocks make us all look like Pearl, when she is dreaming about Rose Quartz again.

Stop using me for stuff like this.