I woke up to see eight faces crowded close to mine. I shrieked and jumped high in the air into a nearby tree, hissing. I glared down at the people sitting on their rears and growled. Tail flicking angrily, I thought of ways to kill them without alerting more that might be nearby.

"Uh, Kazune?" a familiar voice cut through my instincts, making me straighten and my cat appendages disappear.

"Naru-Chan!" I squealed and launched myself at him, cuddling his head into my chest. Making cooing noises, I started to recognize the faces around me. It was the sensei of teams 7, 8, and 9. Their students were giving me weird looks and I noticed that there were some cute ones here as well. The totally hot emo prick, Kakashi, the third Hokage's son, a boy from the Inuzuka clan, that one lazy guy from the academy, and that slient guy from the bug clan. Hey, even the chubby boy was adorable. A croaking noise brought my attention back to the blonde in my arms and I realized that I was actually suffercating the poor boy. Releasing him, I chuckled nervously and looked back at the others that were still staring at me.

"Uh, what?" I made a face, giving Kakashi a questioning look.

"You were mumbling some pretty dirty stuff when you were on Izumi-sensei's back," the albino beside me muttered in a low voice.

"What did I say?"

"That I was a sexy emo prick with duck ass hair," the young Uchiha said first, sending me an odd look.

"That I had nice abs," Sensei tossed in.

"That you wanted to steal chips," the cute chubby boy cried in horror as he shielded his BBQ chips from my gaze.

"That you hate the scent of smoke and wanted to douse me in water," the third Hoage's son muttered, rolling his eyes.

"That you wished for me to bring more yarn for you to play with," Kakashi commented over his little orange book, not once taking his eye away from it.

"That I was a cute fox bitch," Naruto anime cried.

"And then you said that I smelled like a mutt," the Inuzuka glared angrily at me and his little puppy backed him up with a tiny bark. I laughed nervously and mentally smacked myself. Why would I say such embarrassing things in my sleep? Maybe that kiss with Gaara killed some of my brain cells.
"Sorry about that, guys. So, what's crackin'?" I changed the subject. It wasn't that dirty, gosh.
"We just told the team about the Chunin Exams that are in a few days." Kakashi informed me nonchalantly.
I screeched, making everyone cover the ears in fear of me busting their ear drums. "No fucking way, I have to take an exam?! Sexy sensei, how come I wasn't informed about this sudden development?!"
My sensei rolled his eyes and sighed tiredly. "You just were, dumbass!" The others began walking into the village while I sunk to my knees, wailing. I suck at taking exams! I had cheated off of mosquito bites to pass the written part of the graduation exam.

That's it!
I'm fucking screwed!!!!!!

Hey guys I know that this is short but I haven't been on my game lately. I should update sometime soon.