1) One time I was texting Michael and I was like "I have this really annoying zit on my lip" like not expecting him to really say anything but he was like "Put rubbing alcohol on it and continue with your normal face-washing habits" and I was like "K that's weird" AND IT FUCCIJG WORKS and now I use it like I used it on my triangle of zits by my hairline and now guess who has a triangle of zits by their hairline bc it's not me and yeah this is a v helpful life hack (one time I just rubbed the Q-tip on my whole face and boom some of the zits disappeared [although I have little scars from always picking at my zits,, rip] and it's v helpful okay)

2) I'M SO DISTRESSED BC I CAN'T FIND MY CARDSTOCK OR MY MASKING TAPE AND I NEED BOTH AT THIS MOMENT?? I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE AND I CAN'T FLUFFING FIND THEM ;-;

Trust no one

Goddammit Siri u piece of shit