SORRY FOR SPAM

So in Band

I asked Michael how Heather (his mom) was doing because I say random things with his mom's name to freak him out

And when I was getting water from the water fountain (where the tubas (HAH I ACCIDENTALLY PUT TUNAS) (which he plays le tuba) are) and when I was bending over to get the water or w/e

He was like

"I'll ram you with my huge tuba"

And I was like

bRO CHILL STOP IT

Unintentional sex jokes are prob the highlight of my day

AND WHEN I TOLD MY FRIENDS

1. Akiera said "My daughter lost her V-card!"

2. Michael said I had been bending over for water

And I was just like fuCK YOU GUYS