Bakugo Katsuki here...Um you fuckers have come to accompany me on my shitty journey at UA. Shitty Deku has followed me here and I'm very angry. So I easily passed the test (of fucking course). Now, the only thing I have to do is: keep focused.
My year is gonna be hella fine if no one comes into my way....
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WAIT NO.
Ugh.
I'll tell you something, reader trash. I've heard there where some cute chicks and hot males around the school so um, mind checking them out or sum. I mean you dont have to.
ARGHHH! JUST COME HERE ALREADY!!
It's cool, we have Eraserass as our teacher, no one will notice if I just happen to steal the dumb list from him. Let's look at the possible dates I've got..

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Katsuki Bakugo: oh wow that's me, I'm hella cute in that pic dont you think? My blond hair really stands out and also my eyes are gorgeous. Dont even get me started on the abs and pecs, even though you cant see them, loser, I won't show you any of it, hahah.

Midoriya Izuku:  Okay, I know I have said (many) bad things about him, but let me point out one fact. That boy is extremely thick, dont come at me. And his freckles make me want to pinch those fucking cute-ass cheeks so badly~ So he's def in the boyfriend list.

Todoroki Shoto: This one looks pretty lame and annoying, but he is the hottest male I've seen in my whole life after me ofc. Ok so he looks like he has a nice build, touching his torso would feel...ugh..I'm sweating. He is definitely husband material I'd like this experience.

Ochaco Uraraka: Round face, blush cheeks. Basically a loli thot. But the boobs tho. Not saying I only look at those but God do they attract the hell out of me... Nonetheless it looks like it will be really fun to style her hair. Signing up for hair styling.

Kirishima Eijiro: wow...That's the definition of well built body aaah. His sharp teeth stand out, I'd like to see how he'll bite me with those...Did I go too far? Maybe. Anyways. If this boy turns out to be nice to me, I'll draw him into the biting session. I'm so lucky, honestly.

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Tune in next chapter where I will explore the chosen ones personality a bit further and begin the fun, haha. In addition to that, you readers are invited to tell me how your persona looks like, I bet I won't resist yall.
See ya!!
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Ugh I think I've never been so nice its tiring *slurps caprisun*

Thanks for the nice/horny comments I appreciate :]