Kathirum Kasthuriyum!

"Paai kedachudhu aasari kedaikalaya"... Kathir was smiling to himself that he actually got the guts to ask this to Mullai. He has come a long way indeed- from sleeping outside in the thinnai when she drove him away with disgust to her ordering him to sleep beside her on the same bed. It feels like a dream; 1.5 years ago if someone said he and Mullai will be happily married he would have asked them to try in tamil cinema which is devoid of comedians after they stopped casting Vadivelu!

The morning rose with a pleasant face to wake up to for him. Mullai, as fresh as her name, laying beside him, pursing her lips while asleep. He could see her eyelids moving! What was she dreaming about? Was he a part of it?! "Epo da ipdi aana Kathiru!" he hit gave a tiny chuckle when her eyes scrunched. She woke up to see him and her face broke into a wide grin.... and then she turned pink with the realization.

"Yenga, romba sandhoshama iruku naama ipdi enga veetla vandhu thanguradhu.. iniku dhaan unmayaalume Good Morning enaku!!" it seemed like she uttered those words from her heart. Kathir, who could not take his eyes off of her said "Aama aama Good Morning dhaan.. enna.. andha aasari nethiye vandhundhaar naa bed mela good morning aagi irundhurkum. Paavam ennala neeyum paai la padukara maari aagipochu"

As they continued their small talks, Mullai finally got up to get ready for the day. Kathir laid down for a few more minutes and got up to go brush his teeth, when he heard the voice he wished he never did!

"Mulllla... veetla dhaan irukiyaa illa kanavu ulaguthuke poitiya!! Athaaaa... veetla yaarum illiya?!" It was Kasthuri athaachi announcing her arrival!
"Ahaa.. aasari varuvaaru nu sonnale.. aana indha Poosari vandhurukke" Kathir started to panic. "Ellam 2 naala nalla poitu irundhudhu nu nenachome, dho vandhaachula.. avlodhaan inime."

"Athaachi, vaanga athaachi! Epdi irukeeha?" Mullai walked out into the living room freshly showered. Kathir who just sneaked out to brush his teeth stayed open-mouther looking at his beautiful wife that he didnt notice the tooth brush fall off from his mouth!

"Ada Paar da! Unga veetuku virundhaali laam vandhurkaaplaya?! Indha Kathir thambi inga enna pannudhu?! Idhu kanava nesama?" commented Athaachi sarcastically with a side smirk. Kathir regained his consciousness, picked up the toothbrush and hurriedly muttered a quiet "Vaanga" trying hard not to clench his teeth.

Mulla who noticed his reactions controlled her urge to make fun of him. "Enna athaachi, amma kuptapo noi paravudhu vara mudiyadhunulaam soneeha?! Ipo enna indha pakkam"
"Nethu athai phone la marumagana pathi puraanamo puranamaa sonanga! Apdi enna dhaan nadakudhu nu paathutu polam nu dhaan vandhen" she sang her purpose of visit.

"Adhaane paathen! Ena da naanga inga vandhurukome, edhaavadhu sanda sikkuma nu dhaane vandheeha?! Naanga romba sandhoshama irkom athaachi! Ungalukku vambu edhuvum kedaikadhu" snapped Mullai. "Adipodi! Unaku epome naa na oru elakaaram dhaan. Andha Dhanam ena sonnalum akka sokka nu nippa! Ipp athaachi kasakudhoooo?! Aama enga athai, apdiye paathutu polaam nu dhaan vandhen.." with that Kasthuri walked in looking for Parvathy.

"Ahem.. yenga.. ungala naa onu kekava?!" Kathir was so happy that he was left alone with Mullai now "Sollu, enna ketukitu".. "Adhu... engappa va mama soliteeha.. amma va athai nu solli unga amma mari paathukiteeha.. konjam kuda pidikadha enna ipo pudichuruku solreeha... idhe madhiri enga athachi kitayum nalla pesalaam la?!" she made her eyes wide like a toddler asking for few more minutes of screen time.

Kathir's heart just melted at the sight but his brain was sending him warning signals.. "Adei.. idhuku ok solidadha da! Veliya thiriyura saniyan neeye un baniyanukkula nozhaichukaadha da Kathiru..."  He didnt want to disappoint her at this phase of their relationship; he wanted to be in her good books.. "adhu... pesakudadhu nu laam illa.. aana avuha enga pesa vidraha?!"

"Adhuvum seri dhaan.. adhu ungala edhavadhu solikitte irukum. Aana ipo amma ungala pathi nalladhaa sonna peragu avugaluku unga mela nala abipraayam varalam la. Try pani paarungalen.. enakaaga.. pleaaaaaseeeee" she made that face again. If someone else saw her out of context they would play Peppa Pig in youtube and hand it over to her.

"Azhagi kolraale!!"...
....
"Adei.. ava koluradhu irukatum.. athachi pesiye kondruvaanga d! venaam da kathiru..."

"Seri.. pesaren" he just nodded his head in acceptance. Mullai gave out a little shriek of joy and hopped in to check on the ladies. After a few minutes Kasthuri walked out to find Kathir sitting alone trying to act as if he was very interested in the newspaper. "Ennnnaaa Kathiru thambi... iniku kadai la moota thookura velai laam edhvum illaiya?!" she started. Kathir automatically rolled his eyes but took in a deep breath and replied "Adhu.. ipo kadai ku stock romba varadhilla. Pona vaarame elaam erakivechutom."

"Paathu thambi.. oorula kanda kanda noi paravudhaam! Saraku Mootai la noi iruka pogudhu.. nalla thodachutu thoonkunga" she casted pearls of her wisdom. "Aama.. solitaanga corona vignyaani"..
"Enna thambi moraikureenga? Naa ena thappa soliten ipo?!"
"Ayo.. thappa.. ila la neenga sonna seridhaan. Thodachuduvom..." Kathir was slowly losing his patience when he was saved by the bell
"Veetla yaarunga?! aasari vandhurkken" called out the voice

"Hayyya Aasariiii" Kathir yelped impilcitly. "Enna Kathiru thambi...aasari ku ivlo kuthukalam aagureenga ? Hayya aasari aa?!"

"Adhu... ila... Aasari ayya vandhurkaarunu sola vandhen... adhu ultavagi pochu.. naa ullapoi mullaiya koopdren.." he tried to escape the scene. "Ada irunga thambi.. enga odreenga?! naa koopdren.. Mulllaaaa".. Mulla walked out and she along with Murugan and got busy with discussing all the carpentry work needed to be done.

Kathir was left helpless and alone with Kasthuri since Parvathy had slept off. "En vaazhkaila avunga amma pesavandha thevala nu yoschadhe ila! Kadavul ennama velayaadraan!" he was thinking to himself. "Appurom Kathiru thambi.. ena aasari laam vandhurukaaru?! Enna visesham?" she was in no mood to leave Kathir. "Ah.. adhu Mullai room
kattil satham podudhu.. edho odanjurchu  nenaikuren" he patiently replied without thinking.

"Inga paar da! Kattil odayura alavuku enna nadandhuchaam?" athaachi was on fire!! "Pochu da... nalllla  maatina da Kathiru.. idhu unaku thevaya?! Ipo enna sollapora.. avakita nalla pesaren nu othukama irundha ithaneram erinju vizhara mari kathitu escape aagirkalam. Ipo badhil solu.. maatina la"

"Adhu....vandhu.. adhu.." he for the very first time felt he didnt know enough tamil to answer athaachis questions. "Thambi thambi.. bayapdadheenga... naa summa oranda izhuthen.. idhulaam ungakita kekakudadhu nu kudavaa enaku theryaadhu...." she replied with a sly expression.

"Happada..."

".... naa Mulla kitaye ketukren" she laughed.

"Sutham! Pochuda!"

"Enna thambi.. romba salichukureenga? Naala pinna ungaluku pulla porandha naa dhaan athai nu varanum. Dhanam kuda verum periyamma dhaan... Athai dhaan thambi gethu...Unga elaarkum oorukulla ore akka naandhan. Mullaiku kozhandha porandha ambuttu aasaya pathupen, pulla modhalla athai dhaan sollun! Neenga vera pathaanclassu.. kadai laye irupeenga vera.. adhuku A for Apple B for Ball laam naa dhaa solithara poren.." athaachi went on blabbering about her future plans for Kathir and Mullais kid.

"Mkm... enga pullaiku ivuha solikudukardhuku minnadi A for Athaachi B for Be C for Careful D for Danger nu solikuduthurunun!! Ivuha ena vitta adichuvitukite poraaha!! Ayo epudi thappikardhune therlaye! Dei Kathiru... pesama velila odiru.. corona vandhaalum idha vida kodumaya irukaadhu.." his mindvoice was giving him orders.

Just then Jaga mama called her saying Akash woke up and is throwing tantrums wanting his mom. So finally Kasthuri said her goodbyes and started to her house saying "Kathiru thambi.. adutha vaati inum pesuvom.. naa varavaa?!". Mullai raised her eyebrows and nodded her head as if she was impressed with Kathir while he was shifting his eyes left and right as if he got a  A grade for copying someone else's assignment.

"Yenga.. athaachi oda raasi aaiteenga polaye... ipdi orey naal la ivlo maarina naa enangaaa panuven" she was overjoyed.

"Yedhu raasiya..iva en samadhathoda en dhaadiya kooda edukka vaaipu irku.. aana iva athaachi oda raasi aaga vaaipe ila nu epdi ivaluku puriya vekka?! Indha sandhoshathula iva anbaa irukardha yethukalama illa unmaya solli ivala kovapada vekkalama.. onume purilaye?!??"

While Kathir was getting sauteed by his mindvoice within himself Mullai was confused by his silence.. "Yenga.. enna aachu?"
"Illa onumilla.. enna keta nee?!"
"Yenga... nejaamalume raasi aaiteengala?! Athaachi oda raasi aagunga nu naa summa ungala oranda izhuthen nga.. neenga ipdi nejamave raasi aaveenga nu edhirpaakla"
"Yedhu.... summa sonniya?! Ndha.. enna paatha unaku epudi ir.." he stopped at her eyes which were attracting his eyes like a magnet and started to beam.
They both got into their famous eyelock with Mullai blushing at her husbands romance-laden smile while only Kathir knew that it wasnt a romantic smile but a smile of relief that he neednt undergo this torture ever again!

The End

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