Origin: You can't just leave all this behind!
Me: Yes I can. I just faked my death.
Origin: THAT DOESN'T MA- I'm sorry, what?
Me: I just faked my death.
Origin: WHAT?!?!
Me: You act like this is the first time I did it.
Origin: HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU FAKE YOUR DEATH?!?!
Me: That's classified.