Me: It's ironic that Sabre's new character is named The Virus and I named one of my OCs Virus months ago.
Virus: *Walks out*
Me: Where are you going?
Virus: *returns with a gun*
Me: What are you going to do with that?
Virus: *looks at gun, then to me* I can't deal with the copyright.
Me: So what are you gonna do? *slightly worried*
Virus: I'm gonna shoot The Virus.
Me: Give me the gun, now.
Virus: You can't make me.
Me: *snatches gun and bubbles it away* You just can't shoot. Just, just leave it.
Virus: *sigh* Fine