" how can you fall for a girl like me"

" give me my coffee right now it drains my sorrows"

" look at me flips hair I look like a model"

" please don't go all Johnny Depp on me you look like crap"

"Oh look at it is thing 1 and thing 2"

" Time to go on a dangerous mission"

" dude you had me at going to get burgers"

"Can you please just tell me what to get good service here"

" women like me, like a women like me"