Yes im still alive.
So I'm drowning in projects, why do they gotta give so many. These things are gonna literally be the end of me. Plus there's an exam. School is hell.
And with these shits i got a nasty ass cut on my hand. Also writer's block.
Anyways here's the chapter finally
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Well settling into the dorms wasnt that difficult actually. Sans well he slept soundly like always he basically sleeps anywhere, it would probably been quite a shocker if he wasn't able to sleep in the room.

"I've told you yesterday that the goal of class 1-A is to obtain the provisional license" Aizawa says as he lowered his head

"yes." Most of the class replies

"this will involve life of death, that means huge responsibilities. Such is the provisional license. Of course, there is an exam to achieve this. The exam to obtain the provisional licenses will be hard. Even though it's just a provisional license. But the passing rate of this exam is just 50%."

"Is it really that difficult to get the license?" Mineta cautiously questions

Ignoring this question Aizawa adds "So from now onwards, you should atleast learn to create at least two ultimate moves" then three heroes just slide open the classroom door it was Midnight, Cementoss and Ectoplasm.

The students definitely got exited upon hearing this knowing that this is so-well hero-like. Albeit the three looked less excited than anyone considering that it may as well be hell-week for them. There would probably be a lot of work to do during these times. Cut em some slack.

Then they ended up going to a location in which they will be training in. It was a hassle but they didn't have a choice

After much pondering the three were elated upon realizing that they could just pass an attack that they have as an 'Ultimate Attack' considering how much damage this shit could do. Ah, less work for their lazy butts, alright.

The three discussed this matter upon themselves without making it way too noticeable. In the end they ended up going to where Aizawa was since he's the teacher that they were the closest with.

"Heya, Aizawa. Uh, we technically already have an 'Ultimate attack'. So can we just pass that one as is? I don't really think we'll be able to think a new one..." Shift says as they first tugs at Aizawa's cloth then does quotation marks at the part they said Ultimate attack.

"You three already do?" Aizawa questionz quite dumbly

"Yeah.." Stretch says while scratching his head making the act more convincing and easily covering their hidden desire to laze around.

"To be quite honest with you three. I'm aware of your intent to slack off. In the path to being a hero there is no such thing as slacking off. Sigh.. In this case it seems like you three will still do it no matter what I say. Okay fine, just go ahead" Aizawa says begrudgingly having a feeling deep inside him that he'll regret his decision.

"Heh, you definitely do know us well, Dadzawa." Sans cheekily teases

"But still do remember to train, I will personally kick your butts if you don't."Aizawa shot back

"Yes, we get it" Stretch says

"Thanks a lot Pops!" Shift says as they hurriedly walks away to the distance before Aizawa ends up changing his mind.

In the end they met up back with the others who now had their own respective areas to go about

So yeah... It was just basically them lazing off and pretending to train hard just so they don't get scolded at be the teachers. A hero does their best and they obviously don't. Thinking this through others deserves the title of hero instead. Well who's gonna judge... It's just for the sake of convenience anyways.

The rule of no using quirks if your not a hero is just too absurd. Additionally they literally can't go a day without shortcutting and they can actually get fined for that or worse, jailed. This world is literally black and white, no shades of gray. The laws are just annoying here. Is this the makings of a villagnate. Perhaps? They'd litterally turn against the heroes in a heartbeat if it were to involve anything back in their world.

This whole school thing is just a way to keep them entertained or to have a proper source of information if anything out of the ordinary were to happen.

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Time skip
Later

[AN: The parts from earlier has quite a ton of little skips in the timeline so don't pay much attention to that]
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Since the students were now left alone to do their own respective stuff teh three split up. Stretch ended up just relentlessly using the treadmill since he decided to actually do something unlike the other two to which was to increase his stamina. Sans ended up using a shortcut up a tree and just slept in it's branch without a care in the world if he were to fall even though he's quite high up. Looks like he ain't got any fear of heights. Doesn't he?

This resulted to Shift being alone they decided to wander about looking for any victims to tease. Looks like they really aren't planning to be productive today huh?

Aizawa walked by, Shift wanted to annoy and bother him, like they always do whenever he's alone and Shift sees him. Luckily they immediately noticed that Aizawa doesn't seem to have gotten his morning coffee yet. Was he out of coffee? Who knows, but one thing is for sure. Bothering a coffee depraved Aizawa is the furthest thing you want to do...

They've experienced that firsthand as well. 'Yep definitely not bothering Aizawa right now' Shift mentally noted to themself.

Shift ended up pondering a bit on what to do as boredom is slowly creeping up them. They should probably just go annoy Bakugo instead, that's better, annoying the other two numbskulls isn't worth it anyways. They don't really get a proper reaction from them. Stretch probably but nah.

They decided to go where was Bakugo training at. It was obviously further away from the others, mainly due to the nature of his quirk. They walked their way to the area Bakugo was working at. Honestly the environment is pretty, they should take a simple walk more often... Well around 5 minutes or so they just simply arrived to where Bakugo's at and simply shouted "Hey! Boom boom boy."

"Why the hell are you here, you Stabby asshole?" Aren't you supposed to be working on your ultimate attack or something?" Bakugo says it was clear that he didn't expect Shift to be there, although there was way less anger laced in his voice than normal.

"Heh, didn't feel like it" Shift answers as they shrugged closing their eyes playfully.

"Coming from you, can't say i didn't expect that answer." Bakugo replies with a scowl on his face having it as a reminder that what he said doesn't mean that Shift is welcome.

"What? Why the judgmental face. I just came to observe ya." Shift says in a joking tone as they leant on the wall

"More like annoy..." Bakugo says as he blasts an explosion off

"Oh, you know me. Im just bored" Shift answers as he just crouched down to the floor and then sat on it.

"Then work on your fucking ultimate attack!" Bakugo shouts infuriatingly at Shift

"Hmm... Not in the mood. Too lazy" Shift answers back as they crossed their legs.

"Cut it with your fucking excuses" Bakugo says as he uses his quirk again to think of an idea on what to do

"Do they even count as excuses?" Shift questions with a shrug mixed in

"Sometimes I wonder why do you even take the hero course" Bakugo says trailing off in an annoyed tone seemingly about to give up bantering with Shift

"Boredom, probably? Eh, well I'll just watch you. Sooo.. Is that okay?" Shift says dully as they eye an rock

A sigh was just heard from Bakugo as he knows damn well that no amount of logical reasoning will get Shift away.
"Fine, just go ahead and watch" Bakugo says still in a mad tone

Surprisingly Shift was quite a helpful person to be around if and only if you ignore their constant attempt to tease you. Since they actually point out the mistakes that Bakugo made and gave tips on how to improve, albeit, in a not so kind way.

Although it seems that Bakugo understand that loud and clear, seemingly having a preference to Shift's direct and somewhat teasing or mocking ways. Obviously because for some odd reason it gets him pissed whenever he's treated with compassion. He probably thinks it's pity, huh... To be quite honest Aizawa is also quite direct whenever he teaches and is quite similar to how Shift points out mistakes. Is that a coincidence? Who knows.

To be honest this act consequently improved some of the way Bakugo normally fights.

"So.. You done? Whenever you train you just try to make your quirk more and more destructive." Shift says boredly

"Well, my quirk is a destructive one!" Bakugo shot back in a shout

"True." Shift answers

"Hey, Shift. In the end of this you do need to pass an ultimate attack. What are you going to do about that?"Bakugo questions curiously

"Hah, unlike you I already have one." Shift says mockingly trying to get an expression out of Bakugo

Bakugo's face just ended up displaying surprise and confusion. Thoughts like 'How?' ran through his mind

"Dumbfounded aren'tcha?" Shift chuckles and then adds "I'll be presenting it later to the teachers"

"To be honest, I should've expected that. Considering that it's you" Bakugo says with anger laced in his tone. He doesn't really like being outpowered.

"Expect the unexpected." Shift says as they wave bye and just shortcut away

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Time Skip
Demonstration of Ultimate attack
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"You three ready?" Aizawa says as he notions to the other teachers to come along.

They were in a clearing that is considered to be private land. It's literally the dead of night that they're doing this. Sans was yawning the entire time not doing anything for impressions at all. How typical of him.

"Yes.." the three says in the same time

"okay.. So who goes first?" Midnight asks as they do a stretch

"Sans" The other two says taking this as a payback when they we're still with Hawks.

"Go ahead." Ectoplasm says

"Sigh.. Here goes nothing." Sans says with the snap of his fingers blasters engulfs the sky as he says "Back up a bit will ya?"

The others comply to what he says and the blasters simply teleported as he performed a blaster spam round n' round. To which he aimed at himself but he intentionally made sure it won't hit the others, the when he blasts it off he expertly dodges each and every single blow. The two teachers were shocked and surprised with this display, although not quite since it's Sans and they were warned on how unexpected the Dreemurr's are. Aizawa didn't seem to give as shit, considering they slacked off earlier.

Applause was heard from Midnight & Ectoplasm as the others just followed suit.

"That was a fantastic display Sans! Well done!" Midnight says as she continues applauding.

"Thanks, can I go to my room? It's the dead of night might i remind." Sans says as he eyed Aizawa

"Sure go ahead." Aizawa says as he notions away

"So who's next?" Ectoplasm questions as he faces the other two

"Stretch. I'll go last" Shift says cheekily as they eyed Stretch who was looking annoyed although it doesn't seem to actually matter much

"Very well then." Ectoplasm says

Stretch begrudgingly walks to the center of the field. It was a cloudy night at the moment as he summoned an enormously large bone essentially just using the same attack they did to One for All. And he just makes it plummet to the ground resulting in a huge rumble in the ground with debris flying in every direction and a humongous crater at the center at this point the bone is literally the size of a literal building.

"Is that good enough?" Stretch says as he felt the effects of using such an attack wash over him

"Yes, you may go now" Aizawa says as Stretch shortcuts to Shift sticking out his tounge to mock them. Shift definitely took this as an insult if you scan thier face.

"So it's my turn now?" Shift questions dumbly

"Yes! It is your turn. Go ahead and do your best." Midnight says encouraging Shift to proceed.

Shift just basically summoned a knives in the sky there was so much that it looks like it's bout' to rain knives from the sky theb Shift says "So.. All of knives basically just plummet down some will home in the target. Should I deploy it?"

"No need, Sans & Stretch already done enough damage to the ground plus there is no specific enemy for those to home in. So its just a rain of knives" Ectoplasm says as Midnight nodds letting Shift know that they've done well.

"Sooo... It's bye now." Shift says as they wave bye but Aizawa stopped them.

"Just Include us in that shortcut of yours" Aizawa says as he does not want to walk all teh way back. Shift chuckles and easily complies with his request.

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Here's an little art. It doesn't correlate with the chapter at all but hey it's Error.

Thats it for this chapter. I know it's a Lazy chapter.

-ImN0body

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