Oh hi there. So I though I could do something different just to give me a break. Some of the people will tell me pick up lines. Ready.

Asano: am I involved?

Yes

Go!

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Karma:
Roses are red
My garden is blue
I bargined with a demon
To get my hands on you!

Me:
You are a demon.

Karma:
😈
No I'm a devil!
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Nagisa:
I told my self that I would never love again.
Then you smiled
And I fucking it up!

Me:
Nice one Nagisa.

Nagisa:
☺️
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Isogai:
life without you is like a broken pencil.

Me:
Why?

Isogai:
It's pointless.

Me:
Yes Isogai. You really are a Ikaman.

Isogai:
😁
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Maehara:
Sex is a sensation, caused by temtation. A guy sticks his location in a girls destination. To increase the population of the next generation. Are you ok with my explanation or do you need a demonstration?

Me:
Your a womanizer.

Maehara:
😋
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Chiba:
My hair ain't the only thing that's long.

Me:
😌

Chiba:
???? I didn't have anything else.

Me:
😏

Chiba:
😑
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Sugino:
A baseball isn't the only thing I want to hit home run with.

Me:
Well, well, well.

Sugino:
🙄
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Tarasaka:
I'm stupid.

Me:
I know

Tarasaka:
I'm stupid for you.

Me:
😂 Nice.
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Asano:
Why are you doing this?

Me:
It's fun.

Asano:
No it ain't.

Me:
😒 Just say one.

Asano:
Fine. Your the light to my life.

Me:
Not bad.

Asano:
*Rolls eyes and leave*
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Itona:
Your hot go out with me.

Me:
Damn your so blunt

Itona:
*Shruggs* so?

Me:
😍 Your cute.
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Karasuma:
I'm not going to take part.

Me:
Why?

Irina:
Come on.

Me:
*Nods head in agreement*

Karasuma:
*Shakes head and leaves*

Me:
No~ He left.
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Me:
Jelavic-Sensei!

Jelavic-Sensei:
😄 Your not going to call me Bitchy-Sensai!?

Me:
No? I was raised to show respect to people who deserves it. Your assassination skills are really good.

Jelavic-Sensei:
I will do anything. Answer questions, beat people up, kill people. You name it.

Me:
Ok. What's your pick up line?

Jelavic-Sensei:
Your hot. But I think your hotter in bed.

Me:
🤨 Really!?

Jelavic-Sensei:
Yep!
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Gakuho:
I'm sorry but what did you want?

Me:
Your pick up line!

Gakuho:
I don't have one.

Me:
Really!?

Gakuho:
Yep. I don't have a need to use such a thing since everyone falls for me.

Me:
Well just make up one. Please~

Gakuho:
Mmm. Fine.
Everyone seems to fall for me.
But I fell for you.
How was that?

Me:
Perfect!
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Ren:
Your so pretty. Why not hang out with people from your class?

Me:
You know not everyone likes a stuck up punk.

Ren:
My looks do most of the work.

Me:
What looks?

Ren:
😪 So mean~
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Me:
Okuda I hate you. Ssssoo much. But have you got a pick up?

Okuda:
Why do you hate me?

Me:
Pick up line please.

Okuda:
....ok.... Have you got 11 Protons because your sodium fine.

Me:
😊 Perfect.
Still hate you though.

Okuda:
😟 Why?
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Rinka:
Ouch that hurt.

Me:
What did?

Rinka:
Falling for you.

Me:
*Claps* I think Chiba will be very impressed with that pick up line.

Rinka:
*Blushes*
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Yukiko:
You remind me of a game controller.

Me:
How?

Yukiko:
I can't stop holding you.
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Karma:
I have another one!

Me:
Go ahead sweetie
😘😍🥰

Karma:
Did it hurt?

Me:
Did what hurt?

Karma:
Falling from heaven?

Me:
Really!?
No but I did scrape my knee climbing from hell.

Karma:
Oh so that's why your so damn hot! 😘

Me:
Damn!
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Me:
Kayano. Do you have a pickup line?

Kayano:
You want to know who I like?

Me:
???? Sure.

Kayano:
What was the first word I said?

Me:
You....oh yes Kayano! Nagisa will love it!

Kayano:
😳
W-w-w-What!?
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Rio:
Your like my phone.

Me:
How?

Rio:
I can't stop looking at you!

Me:
Well damn.
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Ok well thanks everyone. For reading. Hope you enjoyed this chapter.

I just wanted a little break and not write a one shot. But I didn't want to stop updating. So here it is!

Asano: what a joke!

Shut up! And stop being mean~

Asano: no.

Hahaha!

Asano: what now?

That reminds of one of the scenes in fairy tail on crack.

Guild master: Jacob keep your shirt on

Gray: *takes off shirt* no.

Asano: you need help. Like serious help.

Hey~!

Just go with the flow, ride the 🌊 waves.... Get it?

Asano: *face pamls* unfortunately.

Bye~!

Asano: bye everyone!