I need something to laugh at so I'm making you guys this. Found out that a family member died. So I need something to cheer me up.

By the time you read this the funeral would have already been over. Like a couple of weeks since I can't update. Anyway

The one shot~

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You:
If you can say one character that is as hot as Kaneki I will buy you an ice cream.

Karma:
Natsu or Gray

You:
Close....but no.

Nagisa:
Soul eater.

You:
Ah, very close but no.

Isogai:
Sebastian.

You:
Wow, you guys are getting close but still no!
Guess I get to keep my money.

Chiba:
Killua?

You:
😍

Chiba:
Gon

You:
😍

Chiba:
Kurapika

You:
😍 Ok Chiba I get it!
I owe you an ice cream.

Chiba:
Yey.

~~Next day~~

Asano:
I'm sorry what?

You:
You are a lovely human being!

Asano:
What part of me says that?

You:
Idk.

Asano:
Ok....

~~Week later~~

Karma:
Luffy

You:
Is

Chiba:
Going

Rinka:
To

Itona:
Be

You:
The

Karma:
Pirate

Kayano:
King!!!!

Asano:
Ok jeez. I get it!

Asano:
Stop please!

You:
As long as you got it.

Asano:
I do!!

Karma:
Good!

~~Two days later~~

You:
Karma are you going to fall in love with someone else?

Karma:
Yes.

Nagisa:
KARMA!!

Karma:
I will fall in love with another boy or another girl at some point.

You:
....

Karma:
But they will be calling you mommy~

Nagisa:
😳

You:
Well damn!

~~Couple of hours later~~

You:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you don't love me
I'll chidori you.

Tarasaka:
Why do I feel like you want to say something.

Karma:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I really do like making fun of you.

Tarasaka:
Huh?

Nagisa:
They are saying that your stupid.

Itona:
He is.

Tarasaka:
Hey!

Tarasaka:
Wait how is Y/N making fun of me?

You:
Haha. I wish I was a ninja so I can chidori him.

Karma:
She's like an angry cupcake!
It's cute~

You:
BITCH YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS UP BEFORE I DESTROY ALL U BITCH ASS GAMES AND HIDE U LOVABLE DRINKS!

Karma:
What did I do?

You:
Call me a cupcake.

Karma:
Aw but cupcakes are sweet!

You:
I take back everything I said.
Tarasaka your going to die alone!

Tarasaka:
What can you see the future now?

You:
Believe it!

Tarasaka:
😠😠😠😠

You:
🤣🤣🤣🤣

~~Month later~~

You:
I see a whirlwind!

Nagisa:
No you don't.

You:
I see a Ocean.

Karma:
No you don't.

You:
I see birds.

Itona:
You don't.

You:
I see people.

Kayano:
You don't.

You:
I see a piano.

Rink:
No you don't.

You:
I smell weed and see it.

Asano:
Really!?

Karma:
Y/N no! What have I told you about that!?

~~Weeks later~~

You:
I can see Jesus!

Asano:
No you can't.

Karma:
Actually, there is a money jar with Jesus on it.

Asano:
Damn.

You:
I see Yato!

Ren:
Someone is dressed up as Yato?

Rinka:
No, she's drunk this time she's seeing things.

Ren:
....

You:
I'm a penguin!

Asano:
Y/N your drunk.

You:
No I'm not!

Ren:
Tell the time!

You:
I'm not time you tell drunk.

Asano:
....

Itona:
Idiot.

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I don't think any of these are funny. But meh I tried.

Thanks everyone!

Asano: bye.

Bye for now

To be Continued!