You:
I walk into the spot and this is what I see,
Asano's father is such a creep,
Asano's a dick and I know it~

Asano:
Your weird.

Karma:
Tell her something she don't know.

Asano:
A good life?

You:
💢 Fuck you!!

Karma:
But meh job to fuck you Y/N!!

You:
Shut up Karma.

Mag:
Oof.

Isogai:
Poor Karma.

~~Next day~~

You:
Bored!

Ren:
Ain't you in class?

You:
No I got suspended.

Asano:
Again?

You:
Yeah!

Ren:
What did you do this time?

Itona:
She made Bitchy-Sensei drink ink instead of coffee.

Asano:
First, who are you?
Second, why?

Itona:
I'm Itona Horibe.

You:
New kid.
And why not!?

Karma:
🤣 It was funny.

Asano:
Cause you would think it was going to be funny.

Nagisa:
I agree with Karma it was funny.

Ren:
Haha.

Asano:
You shouldn't laugh Ren.

You:
All well and good. But I'm STILL BORED!!

~~three days later~~

You:
I see a walking strawberry!

Karma:
Your drunk.

Asano:
Why is she drunk?

Karma:
We're at a party.

Asano:
Why are you at a party?

Chiba:
Why Ain't you?

You:
Oooo get burned phone~

Nagisa:
Y/N come with me. I'm standing right behind you.

Rinka:
Sorry she said she can hold it down. So I didn't think.

Asano:
Wait are all of you there!?

Itona:
Yh. It's a class E party.

Karma:
And you can't tell us off because I'm having the party. So ha!

Ren:
He got you there.

Asano:
Oh, whatever.

You:
Imma break down that wall!

Kayano:
Y/N no!

You:
But why magical machine called a phone?

Kanzaki:
Because....Titans will get in and eat us all!

You:
What!?
Wait what do we pay Erin or Levi for?

Isogai:
We don't pay them....

You:
What!?
They are doing all these things for free!?
Damn....

Chiba:
Um....

You:
We buy the things right?

Karma:
....yeah....

You:
So that means we pay them....

Itona:
It doesn't work like that idiot!

You:
Oooo giant strawberry!!

Asano:
Who's the giant strawberry?

Rinka:
Karma.

Karma:
.....

~~Weeks later~~

Itona:
How?

You:
Because.... 3x-6=12
Then.... 3x =12+6
12 + 6=?

Itona:
....20.

You:
No! 18.

Itona:
Same diff.

Karma:
????

You:
Oh hi Karma!

Nagisa:
What's going on?

You:
Hello to you too Nagisa.
Itona won't let me go to his house so I have to help him over text message.

Karma:
Ah, goodluck with that!

You:
Yeah thanks.

Itona:
And then?

You:
18/3

Itona:
What?

Asano:
18 divided by 3

You:
Get lost!!

Itona:
....9

You:
No! Try again!

Itona:
....7

You:
Getting closer....

Itona:
6?

You:
yes!!
So X=?

Itona:
AH! I don't know woman!!

You:
what did you just say!?

Itona:
I don't know?

You:
No. The number!

Itona:
6?

You:
So X=?

Itona:
X=6?

You:
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Itona:
Ok that's one question done.

Nagisa:
How many questions are there?

Itona:
18.

You:
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭😭

~~couple of days later~~

Chiba:
Name a character that's good at killing.

Karma:
Ken Kaneki

Rinka:
Saya from blood-C

Asano:
Akame

Ren:
Sebastian

Tarasaka:
Cha.

You:
Killua Zoldyck

Chiba:
Now ones that's really happy!

Kayano:
Izuku Midoriya

Kanzaki:
Luffy

Rio:
Akari

Karma:
Gon.

You:
Killua Zoldyck!

Chiba:
How is he happy?

You:

You:

You:

Chiba:
Fair.
Now pervy.

Sugino:
Pervy Sage

Maehara:
Issei

Karma:
Leorio

You:
Killua Zoldyck

Asano:
I don't think he's a perv.

You:
....ik.
But I love him so much that I had to say his name.

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Ok that's that~

Asano: I don't think this is what they ment!

Well....to the one that requested and Assassination Classroom group texts.... How was this?

Asano: .....

Well I have to go now!! Keep the requests coming everyone!

Bye for now

To be Continued!