Karma:
How?

Asano:
IDK.

Karma:
Why?

Asano:
BC I don't. It's Y/N what do you expect!?

Karma:
....True....
But still how did she think a pole was a wall?

Asano:
Idk. I think she was drinking.

Karma:
Idiot.

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You:
Guy! Who do you ship more?
Nagisa X Karma.
Karma X Asano.

Kayano:
You know your dating Karma right!?
And Nagisa X Karma.

Karma:
Ikr.
Neither. I. AM. NOT. GAY!!!!

Asano:
I'm not gay either.

Maehara:
Karma X Asano.

Karma:
Still not gay.

You:
Of cause your not. Your seeing me.

Karma:
*Nods head* exactly.

You:
So your Bai.

Karma:
😶 Not Bai or gay I'm straight.

You:
😞Damn.

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You:
Name: Y/N L/N
Past occupation: Baby.
Present occupation: school student (or if your not well substitute it for what you are.)
Future occupation: Hobo.

Karma:
Lol.

You:
You guys try.

Karma:
Past occupation: Loved (when I was a baby)
Present occupation: School Devil.
Future occupation: Y/N's (Husband) Devil.

You:
🥰😍😘

Nagisa:
Past Occupation: acting feminine.
Present occupation: Assassin student
Future occupation: Father.

You:
With Kayano as the mother.

Chiba:
What are you doing?

You:
Saying what we will be in the future. You try.

Chiba:
Ok....
Past occupation: Student
Present occupation: student
Future occupation: Student

You:
Damn.

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Nagisa:
I don't want to.

Karma:
Why?

Nagisa:
Because that won't help me at all.

Karma:
How do you know?

Nagisa:
Because paying a girl to hang out with me won't make me feel better.

Karma:
Fine....
Back to the drawing board.

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You:
I never even thought it would be possible that Kaneki can get cutier than he already is.

Karma:
Tokyo Ghoul right!?

You:
Yh.

Karma:
You like Kaneki?

You:
Yh.

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Kayano:
Your drunk.

You:
Can pigs fly?

Kayano:
Seriously....
Get Karma to take care of you.

You:
Why is the sky blue?
Why is grass green?
Where is my phone?
I think I lost it!
Why is my stairs moving?
......
Wait....
WHAT!!!!

Kayano:
And I'm calling Karma.

You:
????

Why is blood bed?

Kayano:
You mean red.

You:
Hahaha red. No I'm pretty sure it's bed.

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You:
Hey Karma guess what!

Karma:
What?

You:
Boom boom,
I want you in my room.

Karma:
😏Why?

You:
Because I swear to god I will kill what ever is making a noise....Please help me!

Karma:
..........
Fine

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You:
Why was Koro-sensei looking at me this time?

Karma:
😂 The fact you said this time!?

You:
Just tell me please.

Karma:
You said......
"Your a yellow octopus that got a smile 24/7 except when your students are in danger. But and this is a serious question. Why are you yellow?"

You:
So?

Karma:
After that he told you that he wished to be weak and he turned out like that. Then you said....
"NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ME I'M QUEEN OF THE FUCKING KINGDOM OF CLOUDS YOU YELLOW BLOB OF AN OCTOPUS!"

You:
Still not that bad then last time.

Karma:
I'm not done.

You:
Oh god.

Karma:
After that you wrote on the board. "No yellow octopus left behind."
"AKA. Kill all of them you useless fucks."

You:
????
Why did I say that?

Karma:
Idk.

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So as you know when I do things like this I have no idea what to do. Haha. Sorry about that.

Asano: your a idiot.

What!?

Asano: your an idiot.

💢I heard you.💢

Asano: clam down.

Fuck you.

Asano: Ew. No thank you.

💢I didn't mean it like that.💢

Thanks anyway.

Bye!

Asano: 🤭she's funny. Bye