Karma X Reader (Group/Private texts) 8

Karma:
I have an idea!

You:
Your last idea was murder.

Karma:
Bitch please my only ideas are of murder.

You:
😶

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Koro-sensei:
Name someone you would kill if the purge was real.

You:
Okuda.

Okuda:
W-Why?

You:
I just would.

Karma:
Anyone except from Y/N.

Nagisa:
Idk.

Koro-sensei:
.... Ok.

You:
🤣 The fact none of us even said Koro-sensei.

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Karma:
Y/N I saw you running across the road really fast. But I couldn't hear what you said.

You:
I shouted Baywatch be fucked.

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You:
Killua Zoldyck is bae!!!!

Karma:
I know so you keep saying.

You:
Lol. It's true!!!!!

Karma:
Ok what ever.

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Koro-sensei:
Pretend I got a box with some you lost.

Karma:
Wow my childhood innocence thanks!

Nagisa:
I knew I left my will to live somewhere.

Kayano:
That's where I left my confidence.

You:
Never thought I would see my happiness again.

Koro-sensei:
Guys be a bit more joyful.

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Chiba:
I just witnessed a horrible accident.

You:
What you witnessed my birth!?

Chiba:
....

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Nagisa:
Karma just showed me a picture and now I feel sick.

You:
Was it a picture of Endeavor?

Nagisa:
....Oof

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Rio:
Name a tragedy.

You:
Milluki being born.

Karma:
🤣🤣

Rio:
No seriously.

You:
I was serious.

Karma:
🤣🤣🤣🤣

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You:
I can fly motherfucker!

Karma:
You can't.

You:
What if I get put on a plain?

Karma:
Holy shit!

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You:
If I get fucked by Katsuki and then Shoto and then Kirishima and then Touya would the baby have all of there quirks?

Karma:
????

Nagisa:
Idk....good question.

Itona:
The hell?

You:
I gotta know.

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Karma:
Your drunk.

You:
No me not.

Karma:
Yeah you are.

You:
Me not drunk!

Karma:
Where do I live?

You:
In a over grown mushroom in smurf village.

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Asano:
Say that again?

You:
You can be nice when you want to be.

Asano:
Where is this coming from?

You:
Can't I say that your a nice guy without you questioning me?

Asano:
What have you done with the real Y/N?

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You:
Sup guys.

Kayano:
Your ok now?

You:
????

Itona:
You was so drunk.

You:
What happened?

Karma:
I asked you what sound lions do make and you answered with "Woof" 🤣

You:
....

Itona:
You asked someone that was really tall if they were secretly a titan.

Tarasaka:
You done a Naruto run down the stairs while shouting "Ninja bitch."

You:
.....

Kayano:
You went up to someone with blonde hair and asked if you could pet there sleeping Pikachu.

You:
Haha..... I love me.

Isogai:
You went up to someone and asked if they want to wear coffee.

You:
Wear coffee?

Karma:
Yh that was funny.
You also picked up a piece of paper and shouted. "It's time for you all to see my awesome Nen." Then threw it and it failed of cause. You looked at it with a pout and said. "it wasn't ready."

You:
Oh god

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Asano:
Why?

You:
Because I can.

Asano:
But you can't ninja roll down the corridors of the main building.

You:
But....

Asano:
And you most certainly can't dress up as Naruto and Ninja roll while shouting "believe it."

You:
But it would be funny!

Asano:
No!

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You:
Motherfucker!

Karma:
What?

You:
I hit something.

Nagisa:
What was it?

You:
I don't know but it hurt.

Karma:
Have you got light?

You:
No only my phone and it's not bright enough.

Nagisa:
Use the flash light.

You:
Me broke it. 😪

Karma:
We'll be careful.

You:
Ok.

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Kayano:
Fries

You:
Dies

Kayano:
Lies

You:
Pies

Kayano:
Miles

You:
Knives

Kayano:
Flies.

You:
Heart eyes.

Kayano:
Surprise

You:
Lives

Karma:
SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S 1 IN THE MORNING!

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Thanks for reading I told you that I will try and make a happy one since the last one was kind of depressing.

How was this?

And I will be making another one. So don't worry!

Asano: that's what I'm worried about.

💢 I hate you.

Asano: I know you do.

💢Good.

Bye for now

Asano: to be Continued!

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