Karma X Reader (Group/Private texts) 8
Karma:
I have an idea!
You:
Your last idea was murder.
Karma:
Bitch please my only ideas are of murder.
You:
😶
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Koro-sensei:
Name someone you would kill if the purge was real.
You:
Okuda.
Okuda:
W-Why?
You:
I just would.
Karma:
Anyone except from Y/N.
Nagisa:
Idk.
Koro-sensei:
.... Ok.
You:
🤣 The fact none of us even said Koro-sensei.
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Karma:
Y/N I saw you running across the road really fast. But I couldn't hear what you said.
You:
I shouted Baywatch be fucked.
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You:
Killua Zoldyck is bae!!!!
Karma:
I know so you keep saying.
You:
Lol. It's true!!!!!
Karma:
Ok what ever.
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Koro-sensei:
Pretend I got a box with some you lost.
Karma:
Wow my childhood innocence thanks!
Nagisa:
I knew I left my will to live somewhere.
Kayano:
That's where I left my confidence.
You:
Never thought I would see my happiness again.
Koro-sensei:
Guys be a bit more joyful.
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Chiba:
I just witnessed a horrible accident.
You:
What you witnessed my birth!?
Chiba:
....
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Nagisa:
Karma just showed me a picture and now I feel sick.
You:
Was it a picture of Endeavor?
Nagisa:
....Oof
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Rio:
Name a tragedy.
You:
Milluki being born.
Karma:
🤣🤣
Rio:
No seriously.
You:
I was serious.
Karma:
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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You:
I can fly motherfucker!
Karma:
You can't.
You:
What if I get put on a plain?
Karma:
Holy shit!
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You:
If I get fucked by Katsuki and then Shoto and then Kirishima and then Touya would the baby have all of there quirks?
Karma:
????
Nagisa:
Idk....good question.
Itona:
The hell?
You:
I gotta know.
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Karma:
Your drunk.
You:
No me not.
Karma:
Yeah you are.
You:
Me not drunk!
Karma:
Where do I live?
You:
In a over grown mushroom in smurf village.
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Asano:
Say that again?
You:
You can be nice when you want to be.
Asano:
Where is this coming from?
You:
Can't I say that your a nice guy without you questioning me?
Asano:
What have you done with the real Y/N?
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You:
Sup guys.
Kayano:
Your ok now?
You:
????
Itona:
You was so drunk.
You:
What happened?
Karma:
I asked you what sound lions do make and you answered with "Woof" 🤣
You:
....
Itona:
You asked someone that was really tall if they were secretly a titan.
Tarasaka:
You done a Naruto run down the stairs while shouting "Ninja bitch."
You:
.....
Kayano:
You went up to someone with blonde hair and asked if you could pet there sleeping Pikachu.
You:
Haha..... I love me.
Isogai:
You went up to someone and asked if they want to wear coffee.
You:
Wear coffee?
Karma:
Yh that was funny.
You also picked up a piece of paper and shouted. "It's time for you all to see my awesome Nen." Then threw it and it failed of cause. You looked at it with a pout and said. "it wasn't ready."
You:
Oh god
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Asano:
Why?
You:
Because I can.
Asano:
But you can't ninja roll down the corridors of the main building.
You:
But....
Asano:
And you most certainly can't dress up as Naruto and Ninja roll while shouting "believe it."
You:
But it would be funny!
Asano:
No!
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You:
Motherfucker!
Karma:
What?
You:
I hit something.
Nagisa:
What was it?
You:
I don't know but it hurt.
Karma:
Have you got light?
You:
No only my phone and it's not bright enough.
Nagisa:
Use the flash light.
You:
Me broke it. 😪
Karma:
We'll be careful.
You:
Ok.
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Kayano:
Fries
You:
Dies
Kayano:
Lies
You:
Pies
Kayano:
Miles
You:
Knives
Kayano:
Flies.
You:
Heart eyes.
Kayano:
Surprise
You:
Lives
Karma:
SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S 1 IN THE MORNING!
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Thanks for reading I told you that I will try and make a happy one since the last one was kind of depressing.
How was this?
And I will be making another one. So don't worry!
Asano: that's what I'm worried about.
💢 I hate you.
Asano: I know you do.
💢Good.
Bye for now
Asano: to be Continued!
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