You:
Guys I have a question.

Karma:
Y/N it's 1 in morning. What is it?

You:
If you let a chicken and a pig mate. What would the animal be called?

Rio:
Good question.

Kayano:
Not sure.

Nagsia:
Don't know how to answer that.

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You:
Asano did it!

Kayano:
Did what?

You:
I don't know yet.

Asano:
Your weird.

Nagisa:
I can't find my notes.

You:
Asano did it.
Hehe~ I know now!

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You:
Ok I'm going to regret asking this. But why was Bitchy-Sensei looking at me with the death stare?

Karma:
😂 You walked into class late and a little wobbly. You must have been drunk. You walked up to her and said;

"Your fat and ugly
And everyone knows rightly
Doesn't matter if you squeeze tightly,
Everyone will escaply."

You:
Holy shit!

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You:
Guys this is my number now.

Nagisa:
Why have you got a new one?

You:
I thought my phone was a transformer. But it wasn't.

Nagisa:
😂

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You:
Do you look at someone and wonder. What is going on in there head?

Nagisa:
????

Karma:
Huh!?

You:
Hey Mikki your so fine
You blow my mind hey, hey
Hey Mikki.

Itona:
Have you been taking something?

You:
Hey! Do you like video games?
I know I do.
😲I haven't seen the sun in years.

Karma:
Have you found a drug dealer or something?

You:
Watch all the sub and dubs you love, all in HD.
Don't wait Celebrate!🎉

Chiba:
Have she had energy drinks?

You:
None of them. Some adds were stuck in my head and someone told me that if I say them they will get out.

....

It didn't work!

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You:
I got good news and bad new. Bad news is that our son made a mess on the walls, floor, bedroom and garden.

Karma:
What are you on? We don't have a son.

You:
That's the good news.

Karma:
What have you taken?

You:
Nothing.

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Karma:
I have an idea!

You:
Oh what is it?

Karma:
We kidnap Nagisa. And we rent him out to people!

You:
Why would we rent out Nagisa?

Karma:
😈 Why not? 😈

You:
Your planning something else!

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Isogai:
Why?

Karma:
Why not?

Isogai:
The last time you said that you wanted to 'help' Nagisa and Maehara you wanted to make them get kidnapped by people so you could beat them up.

Karma:
This time is different.

Isogai:
I told you not to last time didn't I?

Karma:
Yeah.

Isogai:
But did you?

Karma:
Tried.

Isogai:
And will you this time?

Karma:
It's different.

Isogai:
How?

Karma:
We chain Nagisa and Maehara to a pole. And let the girls do what they want.

Isogai:
*Sighs* no. That's not a good idea Karma.

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You:
Asano your such a nice guy. Thanks for helping us.

Asano:
Say that horrible language again and I will call my lawyers.

You:
What nice?
Or Thanks?

Asano:
And calling them.

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Karma:
Want to hear a joke?

Asano:
Sure.

Karma:
Your life.

Asano:
......

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You:
Karma your son told me that you said he could carry a knife with him. Is that true?

Karma:
Yes.

You:
Why?

Karma:
Self defense.

You:
????

Karma:
Anything can happen!

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You:
Karma why do you stand so close to me when looking down at me?

Karma:
So then I can hug you easier.

You:
Or is because you can see my chest more clearly?

Karma:
Touché.

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You:
Asano are you gay?

Asano:
No.

You:
Are you sure?

Asano:
100% sure.

You:
Ok. If you say so!

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You:
I ship. I totally ship. 100% ship.

Kayano:
????

Karma:
What are you off about?

You:
I'm going to make a book on it. The world will know how much I ship it!

Nagisa:
What are you talking about?

You:
Title....Title....oh I know I'm going to call it.
Love Rivals!

Asano:
Huh!

You:
You want to know what I'm talking about!

Karma:
Yes.

Nagisa:
Sure.

Kayano:
Very much.

Asano:
I'm going to regret this. Yeah.

You:
Asano X Karma!

Asano:
no.

Karma:
NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!

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Kayano:
I can't get over that.

You:
What a 20 foot wall?

Kayano:
......

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Nagisa:
Want to hang out later?

Karma:
Yeah sure. I'll bring the string for you!

Nagisa:
........

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Asano:
Most people call me an asshole but at least I have straight A's.

You:
Oh so your a straight A asshole!

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You:
I'm board!

Kayano:
I have some ice cream!

You:
Really!?

Kayano:
The doors open.

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You:
I have feeling.

Karma:
About what?

You:
That I can't breath in.

Karma:
????

You:
I will never believe him.

Karma:
What?

You:
I love you to much.

Karma:
Love you too.

You:
I can't even stand see him.
He can't even comprehened what I'm trying to say.
Now it's my turn to say.

Karma:
????

You:
I fell for you.
Like my song?

Karma:
Yeah. I was confused a bit.

You:
I made up myself!
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You:
I'm high.

Kayano:
When are you not high.

You:
When Asano is around.

Kayano:
Why?

You:
Bc he's not worth my highness.

Kayano:
...... Really!?......

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You:
Why was Karasuma-Sensei looking at me like I am the worst person in the world?

Itona:
Because you went up to him and said.

"You like Mrs Bitchy-Sensei don't you~"

You:
So?

Itona:
You made a song about them.

You:
What was it?

Itona:
Karasuma love Bitchy-Sensei
He wants to create Hentai,
She wants his kiddies
She wants his jewelies
They want to fuck
Graceful like a duck
I'm so proud.

You:
Damn. I'm dead.

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Wow I love these things. I might make a 3rd one but I don't know yet.

Asano: might as well.

Yeah your right.

Asano: just make the 3rd one if you can't think of anything else but you don't want to stop the story.

And that's what I will do. Thanks guys for reading.