Chapter 3
"Okajima, Asano, lookout!"
That was all that was being said, other than the constant yelling of the students. There's an assembly today, and now we have to walk all the way down the mountain, first we ran into a broken bridge, in which Okajima fell into, dragging me in the process. Next we ran into some snakes, which had gotten tangled in my hair and and wrapped around my waist. Okajima was running while screaming his lungs off while i sprinted off silently freaking out. Then we ran into huge boulders that were falling down. I was about done from there.
"WHY THE HELL ARE THERE BOULDERS!" I screamed and a boulder was 'chasing' Okajima and I down the mountain. We ran into a bunch of angry bees and Okajima yelled, "WHO DECIDED TO POKE THE DAMN BEE HIVE!" I am NOT good with bugs and started freaking out, running faster than Okajima. I ended up getting to the school campus first, quickly followed by Okajima. It feels like some sort of mascot is cheering on this whole thing. I struggled to get snakes off. I could faintly heard Sugino saying how we took most of the hits...I AM NOT SOME SHIELD YOU CAN USE! okay, clam down.
"Hey, Okajima, you okay?" I asked him politely, only to get an answer i was really expecting.
"Oh yeah I'm good, great even. When you ran in front of me... I got a quick glance of your-" I smacked him in the head.
"DON'T LOOK DOWN THERE YOU PERVERT!" I yelled, getting a few curious glances from Nagisa and the others. They were especially curious as to why I was kicking Okajima.
"Hey-HEY! OW! I said I was sorry!"
"Fine, you're off the hook this time." I stomped away angrily, and walked inside the gymnasium. That pervert, how dare he look at me. I glanced down at the shoulder purse (The one purse that hangs down your shoulder and reaches to your hip) that I had been carrying, making sure I still had what i packed. Thankfully they were still there, even through all that freaking out and running. I sighed, noticing the and whispers i was getting.
"Look, there's the Asano flunkey."
"Wow, I feel bad for Asano-kun."
"I know, right! Having to deal with her as a sister."
I felt Kayano grab my shoulder. She and I had introduced our selves and gotten along quite well. I turned to look at her and nodded, then proceeded to walk to the E-class line. Just you wait, we'll be getting the next laugh. I could hear more whisper talking about how weird we were, two kids even called out to Nagisa. I turned my head to look at him.
"Hey Nagisa, just ignore them," I said i turned back around. A few minutes later the assembly began, and not soon after Karasuma -or "Mr. K" as some of the girls call him"- walked in.
"Who's that, never seen him before."
"He seems way too cool to be a teacher." What does that even mean? From the corner of my eye I saw Rio and Hinano pul out their decorated knife cases. I mentally face palm as Karasuma freaks out and tells them to put the knife cases away.
"No fair, why can't the regular teachers be that hot." Seriously what is wrong with those students! And guess who decides to strut her way into the room. Freaking Ms. Jelavć or Bitch-sensei, why they call her that is something I would like to know. Anyway, Ms. Bitch walked up to Mr. K and started talking. I could see some guys eyeing her up and down, ugh disgusting.
"Don't tell me she's an E-class teacher too!" Wow, was the rest of the school this weird before i left?
"Meow, said nobody ever." Ms. Bitch said. (SAVAGE!!!) She then walked up to nagisa and... STUFFED HIS FACE IN HER CHEST! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! I stepped to side awkwardly as Karasuma grabbed Ms. Bitch and dragged her away. After all the commotion ended I put my attention back to the actually assembly.
"The upcoming student council events are detailed on the handouts you just received." One of the student council members said.
"Um, excuse me! E-class didn't get any handouts." Isogai said.
"Oh, wow really? Thats kind of bizarre." Is it really? "Huh, I'm sorry I thought for sure we printed enough, guess you guys can just memorize you your neighbors." Ugh, i knew this would happen.
I opened up my purse and grabbed the neatly folded papers. Leaning forward. I tapped Isogai's shoulder to get his attention. When he turned around I whispered, "Hey, I got some extra papers I saved incase this would happen." He smiled at me and whispered thanks.
"Never mind, we have some!" He said to the now very confused student council leader.
"Wait wh-what, Okay, who ruined our fun-I mean.." he trailed on about what to look at when suddenly we all felt a gush of air rush by us and then another copy of the hand outs in out hands.
"There you go Isogai, all of you should have a copy of the-wait a second you already have some!"
I sweat dropped and chuckled, "Well, what can I say, we Asano always come prepared." The rest of the class started laughing while Korosensei just looked bummed. Ah well, guess the other classes wont be having their laugh this time.
After the assembly ended, Nagisa and I went to the vending machine to get a drink.
"Yo, nagisa." ugh what do those twerps want now.
"You proud of yourselves acting like you're having the time of your lives." One of them says.
"What? You upset your little prank on E-class didn't work?" I replied back clenching my teeth.
"If I were in E-class I'd keep my head down and my mouth shut, Asano."
"Yeah, and watch it with that look you guys are giving us" The other one said. Nagisa and I held our ground and glared at them.
"Something you want to say to us scumbag! You want me to kill your ass!" He grabbed Nagisa's collar. I was ready to bitch slap the pig when Nagisa basically did it for me.
"Like you have the balls to try." The two kids freaked out and backed off, giving us space to walk. It couldn't have been more badass, all i needed were some sun glasses and we were set. I think Nagisa actually felt confident, unlike in elementary where he was so self-conscious about his hair, he actually felt like he could do more.
"Nice job Nagisa! Where did all that come from ." I said putting him in a head lock and ruffling his hair.
"H-hey! watch it! Ugh, I don't know, something just clicked in me." He replied awkwardly smiling. I know I'm stuck in E-class, but I think i may actually enjoy this year.
My lil sis: HELLO WONDERFUL PEOPLE READING THIS BOOK, OUR POOR AUTHOR JUST GOT THE COLD AND IS UN ABLE TO COME FOR THE LITTLE END THING HERE. SO TODAY I AM YOUR HOST.
Author~kun: Yup *cough* sorry guys
My lil sis: GO BACK TO BED! Anyway before we get to our special guess Author~kun wanted to apologise for not really adding Karma into or KARMA X OC story, but he'll be coming up in the next chapter! SO FOR OUR SPECIAL GUEST WE HAVE (drumroll please) KARMA!
Karma: Why hello there. I wasn't really expecting this, what's going on?
My lil sis: WHY YOU MY FRIEND ARE OUR SPECIAL GUEST WHERE YOU GET TO SAY THE DISCLAIMER.
Karma: That's it, okay then. Author~kun doesn't own any of the characters except of Shuzuko. He also doesn't own the anime. Man, he owns like...nothing, oh wait, he does own the plot though.
My lil sis: YUP! WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
Karma: what? OH! DO WE GET TO PRANK AUTHOR~KUN!
My lil sis: what no! SHHHH THATS FOR LATER. RIGHT NOW, IT'S TIME FOR PICTURES!!!
Karma: wow I look hot! Heh, why would I hate this. Man you have a nice choice of pictures, I'll guv you that.
My lil sis: THANK YOU! See, someone gets it, BUT NOW. Karma, INA MAID DRESS
Karma: Wait what...
Karma: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT...oh no...was it Nagisa, DAMN IT. I SWEAR ILL GET YOU FOR THIS!
My lil sis: love ya! Until next time!
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