I can't believe it.

The teacher is a freaking octopus.

Let me start from the beginning.

You know, average morning. Wake up, deal with brother and father. Get ready, go to school. No one really saw me walking up the mountain to get to E class since my father's the principle he likes to come early. Luckily for me, a certain yellow blob was here too.

"I m- uh- excuse me?" The octopus was currently working on some papers when he stopped to look at me, then all of the sudden he jumped up and sped away while yelling something along the lines of being caught and death. Yeah...something tells me he didn't know I'm a new student, let alone that a new student is coming. I guess I'll just enter the building.

After finding my way through the very small building (which was not hard), I sat down at a seat that want occupied. Since no one was here yet, I had to look at the seating chart. I sat my bag down and wandered the halls, trying to get familiar with my new surroundings. I was exploring when I ran into the teacher's lounge. I knocked once, only stop midway since the same yellow octopus opened the door.

We stood there just staring at each other until he shrieked in fight and jumped back. That's when I noticed a slightly intimidating person siting at a computer.

"AHHH! KARASUMA! SHE'S FOUND ME! THIS IS THE GIRL I WAS TALKING ABOUT." Karasuma sighed and looked towards me, may I add... I was standing quite awkwardly considering I just saw a screeching yellow octopus freak out.

"Hello there, my name is Karausuma, it's a pleasure to meet you Ms. Asano" this sentence seemed to have triggered something within the octopus.

"You-you're related to the principle! Welcome! What would you like! I can make steamed salmon!" While the yellow blabbed tried to get me to sit down and 'relax,' I turned toward Karasuma and decided to talk with him, since he seems like the only mature one here.

"Excuse me, Mr. Karasuma, I'm guessing you weren't informed of my transfer to Class E?" I questioned him...while having my nails done thanks to a certain blob that I will not name.

"You guessed correctly, though I do recognize your face, which was then only reason I was able to tell who you are. I can't say the same for some other people here," he replied, motioning to the octopus, which resulted in another fit from him. "I'm assuming you already know the reason of why he's here and what you're supposed to do." I nodded. I in fact did know. My father had explained the situation to me privately at home, without my brother knowing. He even told me to keep everything that happens in E-Class a secret, and to never tell my brother.  I asked why but he didn't say, I guess I'll never know.

Finally, the octopus regained his composure and sat down. "I assume you'll be going in class 3-E, yes?" I nodded and h continued. "My name is Korosensei, we have another teacher here, but I'll let her introduce herself to you. I do hope we becoming good friends this year." Friends? But I'm supposed to kill him, oh well, I guess E-Class really is weird.

Korosenseo and I went to the home room class. It was VERY awkward. First off, all I did was stare and my desk and pick at the wood while Korosensei...well he went to Russia, made a cake, gave it to me, cleaned the room, made homework.... And a bunch of other stuff I probably didn't notice because of how fast he is. But after what felt like an eternity the faint sound of a bell from the main campus was sound.

"Ah, there's the bell, you might be seeing some of your classmates soon." Korosensei said to me. "I'll be right back, I have to get some stuff printed off." And once again I was alone. I stared outside the window. I couldn't see much of outside since I wasn't close to it, but my view would have to do. While siting hear I took in some of the features. No air conditioning which means it'll be incredibly hot during the summer. Also no wifi. I guess I'll have to make due with it for the time being.

I noticed a group of three people come in. They all looked like...thugs? I don't know, they had that sort of feel. Suddenly, I realized how awkward it would be if i were to meet every single person separately and how i would rather just meet them at the same time. So I got up and informed the teacher that I need to use the restroom. He just nodded so I went to go find the restroom.

Once I was done I walked back to the classroom. Thankfully everyone was already there, so it wouldnt be so awkward on my part. I opened the door, only to get everyone staring at me like I was some alien.

"Well speak of the devil, class, this is our new student," He then turned towards me, "Why don't you introduce yourself." I walked towards the front.

"Good morning, My name is Asano, Shuzuko, I'm looking forward to-" I was cut off by everyone screams.

"WHAT SHE'S AN ASANO?" Everyone yelled at the same time. Korosensei and I sweat dropped.

"IS SHE A PROFESSIONAL ASSASSIN?"

"I BET SHE'S ONLY HERE TO LAUGH AT US." Korosensei tried to stop all the madness going.

"Class, CLASS! Ms. Asano was talking! Anyway, yes she is joining our class from now on and I hope you could treat her as a regular student of E class and not as an Asano." The class had finally  stopped yelling and now they were all just staring at me.

"Oh yeah! I know her!" The kid with the brown and blonde hair said. "She's the flunkey Asano who was in C class. What'd you do to get in here?" He said with an arrogant smirk. This really ticked of Korosensei.

"Teresaka, that was completely rude, i hope you know that BOTH of you are now in E-class, so calling her a flunkey is never appropriate to use for anyone!" Korosensei defended, while his faced turned purple with an 'x' on it. "Okay class," he turned towards all of us. "Lets begin with our activity!"

The class was already set up like a lab. We were about to get started when a girl with pig tails got up and walked towards Korosensei. She started to stutter and nervously looked down. Is she about to confess her love or what? Finally she pulled out three different vials and yelled, "WOULD YOU PLEASE DRINK THIS POISON I MADE!" Well that was unexpected. I started to snicker while everyone sweat dropped.

"Is this a normal thing in E-Class?" I asked a blue haired kid sitting in our table group

"I guess it's starting to become one. This would never happen, but since Korosensei became our teacher, crazy stuff has always been happening. By the way, I don't think I've introduced myself. My name's Nagisa."

"Wait...Nagisa. As in elementary school Nagisa? The one with the long hair!" I said surprised. He laughed, and awkwardly scratched his neck.

"Y-yeah, haven't seen you in a-" before he could say anything Korosensei suddenly turned into some blue, sonic the hedge-hog, looking thing. It was just silence, we stood there just staring at him. He drank another vial, and turned green...with wings? Then, he drank the last one. The transformation was intense, we though something huge was going to happen...boy were we wrong. He just had a blank white face like: (-.-). What the hell is going on.

"Young lady, i can not look past the fact that you handled toxic substances without supervision. How about this, what don't we work on a poison that has a little bit more of a kick." Nagisa, a green haired girl, and I sweat dropped.

"Doesn't seem like that's going to end in success if you ask me." The green haired girl said.

"Yeah, no kidding." I replied.

"Might get some good notes out of it at least." Nagisa added This is the class I'm supposed to monitor and report about to father? What the hell is wrong with this place.

Author~kun: AH GOOD DAY EVERYBODY!

My lil sis: Yes yes, hello, get we get on with the surprise guest?

Author~kun: Well, it's not really a surprise since you've said it, but yes, we can continue with the "surprise" guest

My lil sis: YES! TODAY WE HAVE A GUEST WHO IS GOING TO SAY THE DISCLAIMER, which is basically the "i dont know blah ba blah ba blah stuff."

Author~kun: Hey! it's important! but anyway, Sis, you want to introduce the person?

My lil sis: Sure, introducing, the one, the only: NAGISA!!!!

Nagisa: Uh...hey?

Author~kun: Nagisa, just...roll with whatever my sister says.

Nagisa: Ah, okay then. Um...what am I supposed to be doing?

My lil sis: THE DISCLAIMER OF COURSE! GO ON, DO THE THING

Nagisa: Oh, alright. *sigh* Author~kun does not own Assassination Classroom, It all belongs to...who made it *searches it up* It belongs to Yūsei Matsui... Author~kun only owns Shuzuko, am I done now?

My sis: Yeah I guess that's it. And now...for some pictures. LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO SOME....
Karma x nagisa photos. 😈😈😏😏

Nagisa: WAIT WHAT, WHERE DID YOU GET THESE PICTURES

My lil sis: and now for Nagisa in a maid dress 😈

Nagisa: I'm ruined

Author~kun: sorry bro....she's a little devil sister *pats him on the back*