⚠️warming⚠️
⚠️a bit nsfw? (The first half)⚠️
⚠️the f slur being used, homophobia, being called a whore (the second half) ⚠️
Of course since your in high school you couldn't have those big companies so to make money you worked at a cafe.

For most of the day every thing was fine until....

The redhead with devil horns grabbed you from behind making you scream in fear

"I tried to stop him..... I really did..." Asano said in utter disappointment

You were trying to escape from Karma's grip but he was taller then you and he was squeezing you hard leaving you with the only option of kicking your legs about since you didn't wanna get fired for causing a ruckus.

"Let go!"

"Hmmm.... Nope" Karma answered with a pop at the p.

"I need to work!" you said finally getting out of his grip

"Whats going on here?!?" you heard your boss yell while walking up to you three

"We're paying to have (y/n) for the rest of the shift" Karma answered

"What" you, your boss and Asano said in order

"You can't just-" your boss started but he was interupted by Karma throwing money at him, 8386 yen to be exact (idk I just picked a random number.) ($78)

(Remember assassination classroom is in Japan that means they have yen, not pounds or dollars. I'm sorry if that bothers you)

And then dragging you away and Asano just following.

Karma pushed Asano to the far end seats, sat down next to him and put you on his lap

"What are you two doing here?"

"Akabane paid me"

"I just wanted to annoy you"

Karma stuck out his tongue.

"Are you even going to order anything?"

"Of course I am"

"....?"

"You of course"

"Get out"

"No"

You could feel a vein pop out from Karma's annoyance.

"Asano help me..."

Seeing your distress Asano pulled you off Karma and sat you into his lap. This made your back going against the table and your chest pressed against his.

"Theif" Karma mumbled

"Do you two really have to do this while I'm at work?"

"Yes" they both said in unison

Timeskip

Your shift finally ended so you three started walking home.

You were of course the middle as Asano and Karma held your hands.

Asano was on his phone while Karma was teasing you like always.

I'm splitting this into masculine and feminine since apparently gender matters if your in a three way relationship (seriously why does gender change things I never get why)

Masculine (this is if from a distance strangers think your a guy or if you are a guy)

"Ew look its 3 gay faggots"

"I bet the middle ones a whore"

You saw 2 girls

(This isn't me saying only girls say that I just picked at random)

Pointing and making fun of you three.

You and Asano being the "responsibility" ones, ignored it

...

Nah I'm just kidding

You were ready to throw hands and beat a bitch!

However, Karma stopped you

"Wait..."

.....

He gave you a knife

"Use this"

"Wait no!" Asano stopped you two and pushed you two away from the girls

"Just ignore them"

"Ugh like a fucking dog, men are all the same" they carried on

"..... Nevermind" Asano said while rolling his sleeves and ready to pull some martial arts

Feminine (if from a distance to strangers you look like a girl or you are a girl)

"Ew look at the whore in the middle, isn't even satisfied with 1 guy she has to settle for 2 cause she can't stop her slutty mouth"

That kinda hurt your feelings a bit

But that didn't mean you weren't ready to stab a bitch.

Asano stopped you

"Just ignore it" he said in a commanding tone and dragged you and Karma by the ears

"Tch whore" the girls mumbled

Asano stopped and let go of your ears

He inhaled through the nose and exhaled out the mouth....

He put his hand from his head to his chest to his shoulders making a cross....

And he rolled up his sleeves ready to stab a bitch

Btw I'm sorry for only including masculine and feminine but sadly most of society just forgets that non-binary, gender fluid, agender, etc exists and just splits people into 2 categories

And also I can't count how many time people just assumed my gender which is why there was only certain pronouns unlike the rest of my chapters.

Again I'm sorry but I'm just trying to make the mean girls as rude as possible.