Yes I'm calling you the threesome squad

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You: (#·∀·)

Asano: what's wrong with you?

You: I've been home for HOUR AND A HALF!

WHERE IS MY CUDDLES!!!

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You: *hits someone hard* he's just resting (ヽ'ω')

Asano being the only mentally stable one: IN PIECES THAT MAN IS DEAD (ﾒ｀ﾛ')/

Proud Karma: he's so sleepy (╯﹏╰)b

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You with the tea: great news ٩(ര̀ᴗര́)

Karma: *gasp* ༼⁰o⁰；༽ she's fat

You: no no no better then that

Karma: ..... SHE'S DEAD (*ˊᗜˋ*)

You: no no....... She's blind 👏( 'ω' )👏( 'ω' )

Karma: YES ٩(๑˃́ꇴ˂̀๑)۶ᴳᴳ

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You everytime Asano goes to work: I know your working (TдT)

But I just wanted to see if you still love me {>~<}

Cause the way you out on your shoes's looked angry ('°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

.....

Also can you pick up some chicken nuggies on the way( ཀ͝ ∧ ཀ͝ )

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🎶I want a threeway🎶

🎶tell me why🎶

🎶why can't we have a threeway🎶

🎶tell me why🎶

🎶but what if it's my birthday🎶

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Karma: and if anything happens we are blaming Asano ┐( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)┌

Asano: what why? ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

Karma: you are a smaller version of the man I hate (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)งʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᶠᶦᵍʰᵗ

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I have a adorable idea that when when of those adorable and innocent (y/n) are angry they thump like a rabbit (when rabbits are mad they thump the ground using their back 2 legs)

Asano: stop being a little brat -_-

You: thumps* (︶^︶)

Asano: stop ( 一一)

You: *thump* ヽ(#'Д')ﾉ

Asano: stop thumping (~_~;)

You: *thump* (｀'）

Asano: *stop being mad*

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Your new child: *comes home with a bruise* (TдT)

Asano: *actually being a adult and helping your child's eye*

You: ..... (;O;)

Karma: whoever put their hands on my kid come out side so I can peacefully break your legs

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You: don't you think it's so weird how we all sleep differently [・_・?]

Like I sleep on my side (^o^)

Asano sleeps on on his back (^_^)v

Karma sleeps with everybody ｄ(·∀·*)♪ﾟ

Karma: (T_T)

Asano: ヽ(≧∀≦)ﾉ

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Some random girl: so which one is the big spoon and which one is the big spoon ໒( ♥ ◡ ♥ )७

Karma: neither we're chopsticks (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。

The girl: oh.... Does that mean you measure up to each other perfectly ♡〜٩(^▿^)۶〜♡

Karma: nope it just mean it you either one of us away the only thing the other is good for is stabbing ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

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You at 3am: *trying to steal Karma's strawberry milk* ( ཀ͝ ∧ ཀ͝ )

Karma: whats going on huh? ( ͡⚆ل͜ ͡⚆)

You: AAAAaaaaaAaAaAHhhhhhhhhh 三三ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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You angry at Karma: this yeah I lost my dear husband Karma (ᴗ ͜ʖ ᴗ)

Karma in the other room: quit telling everyone I'm dead!

You: sometimes I can still hear his voice (｀⌒'メ)