Karl: Okay, we need to get to the telly section.

Gary: Sounds good with me- OH MY IS THAT THE EX LLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HUGE TEDDY BEAR? JOE CAN FINALLY HAVE A FRIEND!!!!

~its $500,000,000~

Gary: ~adds to cart~

Karl: ~looks at Gary~

Gary: Okay, okay. I'll look at the T.Vs... ~leaves bear in cart~

Gary: WHOA. IS THAT A LEGENDARY SPATULA ON SALE?! NO WAY! YOU WILL BE MINE. ~adds to cart~

~its $200~

Karl: (deeply inhales) Look, we're trying to get a FRICKEN TELLY. Not some stupid Teddy Bear or Spatula. So, GET TO THE TELLY SECTION.

Gary: Okay... ~leaves spatula in cart~

Gary: ~clicks search button~

Karl: I'll be right back, I'm going to make some coffee. ~leaves~

Gary: Okay! ~sees what people have been searching~

Gary: ~jaw drops~

Gary: THE BABY SHARK COSTUME?! Mine.. ~adds to cart~

~its $400,000,000,000,000~

Gary: Okay, T.Vs... OoOo tHe TrEnDiNg iCeCrEaM mAkEr. MuAnE. ~puts in cart~

Gary: ~buys millions of other things...~

~3 hours later~

Karl: Hey, I'm back. Do you have the telly picked out yet?

Gary: Um.. no, but I will! ~already has cart blowing up full of sTufF~ and look at this baby shark- Wait a minute... It takes you three hours to make COFFEE?

Karl: First, there were some unexpected guests in the kitchen that needed to be dealt with, which dragged me into some other business. And, it has also been 3 hours, and you still haven't made it to the simple telly section. ~sips coffee~

Gary: Well, um, I mean, this baby shark costume is too beautiful to pass down... B-BUT I'm getting there... ~is just about to click on T.V button~ ~sees rainbow pillow case~

Gary: ~punches hand through computer~ ~takes rainbow pillow case~ ~ ~puts on head~

Gary: ~does weird wiggle dance in office chair~

Karl: ~picks Gary up~ ~throws out window~ Move, let me see what tellies they have.

Gary: ~accused of shoplifting because "exited" the online shop from being thrown out the window without paying~

Karl: ~sits down and sips coffee~ Let me see...

Gary: ~gets put in jail~

Gary: ~in the cell~ ~bumps against one wall to the next~ Whoa, everything's RAINBOW. @v@ ~bonks elbow on cell bar~ But, it's all so painful... ~gets pillowcase caught on a dust size edge~ ~it peels off~ EEEEP, HUMANITY-

~the whole jail blows up except for his cell, still holding him in~

~Back with Karl~

Karl: Ooh this telly looks nice... only one star? Never mind...

Karl: Hmm... Hey Gary? What do you think of this telly-? Wait, where did you go? ~looks out window~ ~sees the sad looking cell in the middle of the road~ ~opens window even though the window lost all its glass~

Karl: WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME?

Gary: ~in a sad voice~ I was framed, because someone threw me out the window without paying for the rainbow pillowcase...

Karl: ~sees ripped pillowcase~ And now you'll be accused of vandalism.

~car runs over Gary's cell~

Karl: Oh, did the driver really not see the cell in the middle of the road?

Gary: ~puts bomb in car~ ~car explodes~

Karl: Hm, I guess the driver got what he deserves for not looking at the road...?

Gary: ~gets put in jail again for blowing up the car~

Karl: Really? Well, I guess it makes more sense then the yeeting rule...

Karl: You know what? ~orders and buys random telly~

Karl: I got to help my hopeless cousin. ~teleports to the jail~

Karl: Don't worry Po - Po I got this handled.

Karl: ~rips the bars of the cell~ ~grabs Gary~ Your coming with me young man. ~drags Gary out of jail~

Gary: First of all, who the spaghetti is Po - Po? And second of all... U HAVE NO RIGHT TO DRAG ME AROUND AND CALL ME YOUNG, ONLY MY MOTHER CAN DO THAT. And she did do that, when I was 17... ;^;

Karl: Young man, you just blew up a car. I think dragging you is better than doing that. Also you are shorter than me so calling you young isn't against the rules. And you still really like the Teddy Bear that you got when you were five...

Gary: DON'T YOU DARE BRING JOE INTO THIS! HE IS INNOCENT!

Karl: To be real, I just did.

Gary: U jerkface ;w;

Karl: ~pats head~ its okay my little man.

Gary: ~deeply inhales~ D:< ~burps when exhales~ O^O

Karl: ~facepalm~ ~smells smoke~ WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE. ~jail explodes~

~they go flying~

Karl: Well, we don't need to worry about that jail anymore. Come on. Let's get the telly.

Gary: You realize we're in Asia, right? Not America?

Karl:You think I would go across the world to save you if I had to take a bloody plane? Of course I know we're in Asia. This is why I should be the only one that is deeply inhaling. But, don't worry little man I got it covered. But I suppose the escape plan could have been worse.

Gary: (nerdy face of pride) 8D

Karl: Well, let's get going then...

Karl: ~teleports~

Later that Day....

Karl: I wonder when the telly is going to come... ~sees all the things Gary put on there~ ~it all together costs $4,999,600,000,000.01~ DANG IT. WHY DID I HIT PURCHASE?! GARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Gary: (no longer face of pride)