Chapter 7: Doing chores(dun dun dun duNNNNNN)
Random mom person: DO THE LAUNDRY CHILDREN!
Gary: Nahhhhh
Random mom person: ~throws Karl and Gary into the laundry room~ DO. IT.
Karl: ~clears throat~ Ma'am, we shockingly have legs. You might have known that if you used a little something called eyes. But, you know, some people may not know how to use them yet at such an age.
Random mom person: ~does not reply~
Gary: Oofed 👌
Random mom person: J-JUST GET STARTED ALREADY!
Gary: ~gets laundry~ ~throws at lady~
Random mom person: ~flies out door when hit by laundry~
Gary: ~dabs~
Karl: Hm, well, that solves our laundry and annoying lady problem.
Gary: Ha HA. Two birds with one stone right there. ~ultra dorky dance~
Karl: ~rolls eyes~ I've got better things to do then be in a room with a bad dancer. Especially a dancer that still does the dab. Do you know how long ago that died? Well, bye.
Karl: ~leaves laundry room~
Gary: ~Tear~- Wait... The dab died?... erMMM... ~finds phone in millions of pockets~ ~searches when the dab died~
Gary's Old Phone: *The dab died in 2010*
~Later in the kitchen~
Karl: Do we have anything good in here? ~opens cabinet~ ~dust and spider webs~
Karl: Huh, well, never mind.
Gary: ~have a staring contest with a pear on the counter~ ~sees purple flash out of corner of eye~ ~looks at fridge~
Gary: Whoa, hey Karl? ~walks over~ Did you see that purple light coming out of the fridge-
Random mom person: ~from outside~ DO THE CHORESSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Gary: ~jumps and bonks head on the open door of the cabinet~ Ow!
Karl: ~throws her into neighbors house~ they're dealing with her now
~the dad in that house is police officer~
~police car pulls up~ ~lady gets arrested~
Karl: Wait, hold the mobile. I know what we NEED to do.
Gary: ??????
Karl: Get a new telly.
Gary: Fine, but you have to help set it up, remember last time?
Karl: Clearly you need my expertise for that.
Gary: .-.
Karl: Also, wasn' it like, 10 years old anyways? Or, maybe your eyes were put on backwards. Hard to tell.
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