KARKAT: REALLY?
KARKAT: LIKE, REALLY REALLY?
KARKAT: IS THIS SOMETHING THAT IS ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN? AM I HONESTLY GOING TO PUT A PICTURE HERE OF ME AND TAVROS? IS THIS HONESTLY HAPPENING?
KARKAT: I GUESS IT IS HAPPENING.

KARKAT: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING AT THIS.
KARKAT: JESUS FUCK.
KARKAT: ANYWAY, I GUESS I SHOULD START THIS ENTIRE THING.
KARKAT: FIRST OFF, NEVER.
KARKAT: NOT IN A MILLION YEARS.
KARKAT: WELL MAYBE NOT A MILLION YEARS, YA KNOW BECAUSE OF TIME LINES AND SHIT BUT WITH ME AND TAVROS? NO.
KARKAT: HE WINKED AT ME *ONCE* AND IT WAS CREEPY AS FUCK SO I THINK THAT RULES OUT ME EVER SWOONING AND BEING HORNS OVER HEELS FLUSHED FOR THE FUCKER. 
KARKAT: NOT ONLY THAT BUT HE'S A SPRITE NOW SOO.............
KARKAT: ANYWAY ENOUGH WITH JUST THAT.
KARKAT: TAVROS IS ALSO THE MOST PATHETIC TROLL I KNOW. EVEN MORE PATHETIC THAN THE GRUB FISTING JUGGALO.
KARKAT: HE COULD NEVER STAND UP TO VRISKA. NOT PHYSICALLY OR METAPHORICALLY.
KARKAT: I ALWAYS SORT OF FELT BAD FOR HIM.
KARKAT: I DIDN'T PITY HIM *THAT* WAY BUT YEAH, I PITIED HIM.
KARKAT: I ALWAYS GOT THE EERIE FEELING HE HAD A PALE CRUSH ON ME. HE WENT TO *ME* FOR HELP WITH THINGS LIKE WHEN HE WAS PUSHED OFF THE CLIFF BY A CERTAIN BITCH. AND WHEN PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED BITCH LOCKED LIPS WITH HIM.
KARKAT: WHY ALWAYS ME???? I'M NOT HIS MOIRAIL. OR SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE DID I MISS THE IMPORTANT MEMO THAT DUBBED ME TAVROS'S MOIRAIL? OR AM I NOW BEING USED AS A PUBLIC MOIRAIL? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS.
KARKAT: BUT I GUESS I COULD SEE HIM BEING MY PITCH CRUSH. IF THINGS WENT A HELL OF A LOT DIFFERENTLY.
KARKAT: LIKE, **A LOT** DIFFERENTLY.
KARKAT: LIKE IF HE WERE TO NEVER LOSE THE ABILITY TO WALK THEREFORE NOT LOSE THE SMALL AMOUNT OF SELF ESTEEM HE HAD THEREFORE CONTINUING TO BUG ME ABOUT HIS STUPID GIRLY GAMES AND SICK FIRES AND WHATNOT, I CAN PROBABLY SEE MYSELF THINKING OF THAT AS PITCH FLIRTING AND WOULD PROBABLY RETURN THE FAVOR.
KARKAT: BUT IT DIDN'T TURN OUT THAT WAY NOW DID IT?
KARKAT: NO IT DID NOT AND I DON'T KNOW IF I'M HAPPY OR NOT BECAUSE OF THIS TURNOUT.
KARKAT: WELL THAT'S ALL I REALLY HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS I GUESS.