@Catsmaki requested: Trickster!CronKri

DAVE: hey karkat look
DAVE: you get to talk about your dancestors banging again.

KARKAT: FUCKING HELL DAVE.
KARKAT: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

KARKAT: OKAY SO I THINK I'VE SAID THIS BEFORE BUT I WILL SAY IT AGAIN.
KARKAT: KANKRI IS AN ASSHOLE.
KARKAT: CRONUS IS AN ASSHOLE.
KARKAT: EVERY DANCESTOR IS AN ASSHOLE.
KARKAT: THAT NEEDED TO BE SAID.
KARKAT: THE NEXT THING: I DON'T KNOW JACK SHIT ABOUT TRICKSTERS SO EXPECT A SHORT ASS RESPONSE WITH MINIMAL EFFORT.

DAVE: dude
DAVE: we do that with *every* ship.
DAVE: seriously.
DAVE: the only one with an actual response is the one involving us.

KARKAT: THAT'S DIFFERENT. IF IT'S ABOUT ME I'LL TALK.

DAVE: k seems fair.

KARKAT: ANYWAY, I ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THESE TWO BEFORE. I THINK I SAID THEY'D BE GOOD TOGETHER? I DON'T KNOW AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO GO LOOKING.
KARKAT: BUT YEAH THEY SEEM GOOD TOGETHER.
KARKAT: AS FOR TRICKSTERS...I DON'T KNOW. THEY TEND TO HAVE A DIFFERENT PERSONALITY ENTIRELY AND WHO KNOWS IF THAT WOULD EFFECT WHETHER OR NOT THEY WOULD WORK WELL TOGETHER. MAYBE NOT?
KARKAT: I MEAN FROM WHAT I THINK WOULD BE LOUD AND IRRATIONAL AND BASICALLY THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT HE IS NOW.
KARKAT: MAYBE CRONUS WOULD ALSO BE IRRATIONAL BUT MAYBE MORE SERIOUS?????
KARKAT: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. TRICKSTERS ARE WEIRD BUT I FEEL LIKE THEY WOULDN'T BE WELL TOGETHER AS TRICKSTERS. IN THEIR "NORMAL" SELF THAN YEAH BUT TRICKSTERS? PROBABLY NOT.