DAVE: ohhhhhhhh myyyyyyy goddddddddd
DAVE: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
DAVE: yall
DAVE: yaint gonna gonna believe this but
DAVE: i found my soulmate

KARKAT: IT ISN'T ME BY THE WAY.

DAVE: its the G man himself
DAVE: G as in god
DAVE: i should say FF man

KARKAT: THIS ENTIRE THING RIGHT NOW IS POINTLESS. IF YOU'D LIKE, SCROLL DOWN SOME MORE FOR THE IMPORTANT PART OF THIS PSA.

DAVE: its v important guys
DAVE: my soulmate is
DAVE: papa franku
DAVE: francis of the filth
DAVE: its filthy frank motherfuckers

KARKAT: SIIIIIIIIIIGH.

DAVE: im not sorry. hes hilarious. a comedy wizard.
DAVE: and his songs are great. my favorites are "HELP" "STFU" and "FRIED NOODLES"
DAVE: but if you get offended pretty easily i suggest you not listen to em
DAVE: SERIOUSLY
DAVE: i aint gonna sit here and shift through angry comments because yall got upset when I warned you

KARKAT: OKAY. NOW THAT DAVE IS DONE TALKING-

DAVE: (im not tho)

KARKAT: -I CAN FINALLY SAY THAT THIS BOOK IS FINALLY ALIVE AGAIN MAYBE.
KARKAT: JUST REQUEST STUFF AND IT MAY GET PUBLISHED.

DAVE: or it may get lost in the void.

KARKAT: PRETTY MUCH. BUT THAT'S ALL. THANKS FOR READING AND REQUEST SHIT I GUESS.

DAVE: heres a picture
DAVE: nvm it isnt loading
DAVE: its a picture of a sigh that says "DON'T xD. $350 PENALTY."