@Gravity_Feels requested: Tavris

KARKAT: OH GOD.

DAVE: why is this one even a thing?? like seriously, WHY?

KARKAT: THIS ONE IS JUST...UGH.

KARKAT: I'D LIKE TO START THIS OFF BY SAYING NO. NO. NEVER.

DAVE: i gotta agree with karkat on this one. i didnt even know the dude that well and i dont wanna put him through that shit a second time.

KARKAT: THANK YOU!!! GOD, VRISKA WAS SUCH A DICKWAD TO HIM. SEVERAL TIMES I WANTED TO TELL HER OFF ABOUT IT AND A COUPLE TIMES I DID BUT OF COURSE SHE BRUSHED IT OFF AND CONTINUED TO TORTURE TAVROS.
KARKAT: HE IS *PARALYZED* BECAUSE OF VRISKA.
KARKAT: AND DON'T YOU GUYS **DARE** TRY TO SAY SOME SHIT LIKE "OH YEAH THAT'S NORMAL PITCH FLIRTING!!" IT ISN'T. PHYSICAL HARM THAT EXTREME IS NOT PITCH FLIRTING. IT'S JUST VRISKA BEING A BITCH AND TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIM.

DAVE: here, let me repeat it for you guys. physical harm like tiny cuts and scratches or even small bite marks, that shit is okay. that shit is considered actual pitch flirting.
DAVE: shit like PARALYZING someone or idk, literally making them feel like goddamn shit every fucking day to the point where they feel worthless, that is NOT pitch flirting.
DAVE: thats being an abusive asshole.

KARKAT: HONESTLY I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND *WHY* VRISKA BEGAN TORMENTING TAVROS IN THE FIRST PLACE. HE NEVER REALLY DID ANYTHING TO HER.

DAVE: wasnt it something like she wanted him to be like his ancestor??

KARKAT: THAT'S RIGHT!! AND THAT'S JUST A STUPID REASON HONESTLY. JUST BECAUSE HE WAS RELATED TO THE SUMMONER DOESN'T MEAN HE'D TURN OUT LIKE HIM. ONLY AN UNEDUCATED DUMBASS WOULD THINK SUCH AN ASININE THING LIKE THAT.
KARKAT: THAT'S LIKE SAYING I'M GOING TO TURN OUT EXACTLY LIKE THE SIGNLESS, AND DID I? NO.
KARKAT: AT LEAST I DON'T THINK I DID.
KARKAT: MY POINT IS THAT THIS SHIP IS JUST FUCKING AWFUL. WHETHER IT'S PITCH OR FLUSHED IT'S JUST *BAD*.
KARKAT: VRISKA JUST FUCKED TAVROS UP TOO MUCH FOR ME TO EVER EVEN **CONSIDER** THE TWO OF THEM EVEN BECOMING FRIENDS!!!

DAVE: dont get us wrong, we like vriska, shes out friend but she just isnt the person for tavros.
DAVE: nobody likes being abused.