@KyraDash888 requested: TavRezi

DAVE: how do you guys even come up with these ships.
DAVE: seriously
DAVE: like, do yall have a giant spinning wheel with all of our names on it.
DAVE: do you throw a few darts and suddenly a new ship.
DAVE: "whoop my dart landed on john and karkats ancestors mom. that's my new ship."

KARKAT: I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF THAT WAS THE CASE.

KARKAT: WELL.
KARKAT: LET'S START I GUESS.

DAVE: ....
DAVE: okay yeah but how.

KARKAT: UHHH
KARKAT: THEY SURE DID
KARKAT: KISS ONCE.

DAVE: yeah but one of them was dead.
DAVE: that doesnt count.

KARKAT: HMMM.
KARKAT: THEIR NAMES START WITH T'S.

DAVE: wow.

KARKAT: OKAY LISTEN I CAN'T EXACTLY REACT PROPERLY TO THIS BECAUSE LIKE????
KARKAT: THEY DIDN'T EXACTLY TALK TO EACH OTHER DAY IN AND DAY OUT.
KARKAT: SURE THEY FLARPED TOGETHER BUT THEY WERE ON SEPARATE TEAMS.
KARKAT: AND YEAH TEREZI GOT UPSET AT VRISKA FOR PARALYZING HIM AND SHE TRIED TO BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE BUT THAT'S JUST SIGNS OF BASIC FRIENDSHIP.
KARKAT: LIKE, LET'S SAY HYPOTHETICALLY, TEREZI DIES OR SOMETHING AND DAVE'S THE ONLY ONE AROUND AND HE KISSES HER AND BRINGS HER BACK. I'M NOT GOING TO GO FLIP MY SHIT AND SAY "THEY'RE DATING!!!!1! HE KISSED HER ONCE TO SAVE HER LIFE!!!!1!1 THEY DATE!!!!!1!1" NO. MY SHIT WILL REMAINED UNFLIPPED AND I WOULD PRAISE DAVE FOR HIS QUICK THINKING.

DAVE: wouldnt the kissy thing only work in the game?

KARKAT: THIS WAS A HYPOTHETICAL FOR A REASON!
KARKAT: BUT YEAH, I DON'T REALLY SEE THEM BEING FLUSHED. OR PALE SINCE TEREZI HAS VRISKA. AND TEREZI ALSO HAS JOHN FOR PITCH SO.....

DAVE: i gotta agree, this ship seems outta the blue. so yeah. dont really think itd work out.

KARKAT: SHIP WHAT YOU WANT THOUGH. GO NUTS OR MAKE THEM SHOW NUTS.