@Witch_of_Heart_Caz requested: SumFang

DAVE: another ancestor one.
DAVE: this ones all yours dude.

KARKAT: OH WHAT JOY.

KARKAT: THE SUMMONER, AS YOU ALL KNOW, BASICALLY STARTED UP THE REVOLUTION AFTER THE SIGNLESS DIED AND MINDFANG JOINED FOR SOME REASON.
KARKAT: SHE KNEW A LOWBLOOD WOULD KILL HER BUT SHE JUST FIGURED "HEY, ITS A LOWBLOOD. HE WON'T HATCH FOR LIKE ANOTHER COUPLE OF SWEEPS I'M GOOD." BUT SHE WAS NOT GOOD.
KARKAT: SHE FELL FLUSHED FOR THE LOWBLOOD AND EVEN KNEW THAT HE HAD TO KILL HER AND SHE WAS COMPLETELY OKAY WITH IT.
KARKAT: SHE HELPED HIM OUT WITH THE REVOLUTION AND EVERYTHING.
KARKAT: HONESTLY I WAS SURPRISED WHEN I FIRST HEARD. I FIGURED THAT SINCE SHE'S VRISKA'S ANCESTOR WE'D GET ANOTHER CRAZY BITCH AND SHE'D TRY TO KILL THE SUMMONER BUT NO.
KARKAT: SHE WAS ALL POSITIVITY TOWARDS HIM AND WAS AT PEACE THAT SHE HAD TO DIE AND THAT IT WOULD BE HER MATESPRIT KILLING HER.

DAVE: maybe vriskas the only crazy one in her family.

KARKAT: PROBABLY.
KARKAT: THEN AGAIN, MINDFANG DID KILL TEREZI'S ANCESTOR AFTER TEREZI'S ANCESTOR CUT OFF ONE ARM.

DAVE: holy fuck.

KARKAT: BUT ENOUGH OF THAT.
KARKAT: I ACTUALLY KIND OF ENJOY THE IDEA OF THEM TOGETHER. I'M SURE IF THEY WERE ABLE TO LIVE LINGER TOGETHER THEY WOULD'VE HAD MANY GREAT SWEEPS UP UNTIL THE SUMMONER'S DEATH.
KARKAT: SHIT MAYBE IF SHE DIDN'T DIE VRISKA WOULD'VE MAGICALLY HAD THE GOOD GENE IN HER!!

DAVE: damn. time to go back in time to the troll civil war and make sure vriska becomes hella nice.