@WE_THE_FR34K5 requested: SlickSn0w

DAVE: all you my dude

KARKAT: MOTHERFUCKER.
KARKAT: WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE HARD ONES???

DAVE: cause youre a bottom.

KARKAT: OKAY LET'S ALL JUST FORGET DAVE EVER SAID THAT AND MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES.
KARKAT: AGAIN, SINCE I KNOW NEXT TO NOTHING ABOUT THESE TWO THIS IS MOST LIKELY GOING TO BE REALLY SHORT AND SHITTY.

DAVE: like you.
DAVE: minus the shitty part.

KARKAT: FUCK YOU DAVE.

DAVE: anytime.

KARKAT: UGH. SEE WHAT YOU ALL HAVE DONE??? YOU ENCOURAGED HIS FLIRTING AND NOW HE'S FLIRTING WITH ME CONSTANTLY. IT'S FLATTERING AND DON'T GET ME WRONG I LOVE IT TO NO END BUT IT'S **ALL THE TIME**

DAVE: i have to give the people what the want dude.
DAVE: and what they want is me grossly flirting with you
DAVE: sorry not sorry.

KARKAT: WHATEVER. LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH.
KARKAT: SPADES SLICK IS AN ASSHOLE, BUT A COOL ASSHOLE. WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT.
KARKAT: THIS SNOW PERSON ALSO LOOKS LIKE AN ASSHOLE. A SCARY BUT COOL ASSHOLE.

DAVE: like john cena.

KARKAT: YEAH SURE WHY NOT.
KARKAT: AND I GUESS SINCE THEY'RE BOTH ASSHOLES THEY GO WELL TOGETHER????
KARKAT: I DON'T KNOW, I KNOW NEARLY NOTHING ABOUT BOTH OF THEM AND TO HAVE A PROPER REACTION HERE I'D NEED TO SEE THEM TOGETHER AND ACTUALLY KNOW THEM MORE.

DAVE: isnt the snow person dead.
DAVE: yeah, theyre dead.

KARKAT: WELL SHIT. NOW I *REALLY* CAN'T HAVE A GOOD REACTION HERE.
KARKAT: I MEAN, UNLESS SLICK IS INTO NECROPHILIA?
KARKAT: THAT'S GROSS THOUGH AND I DON'T THINK HE IS.
KARKAT: I DON'T KNOW.
KARKAT: THEY BOTH LOOK LIKE GIGANTIC ASSHOLES AND FROM MY EXPERIENCE, ASSHOLES TEND TO HAVE PRETTY OKAY RELATIONSHIPS TOGETHER.
KARKAT: BUT LIKE I'VE SAID, I NEED TO ACTUALLY SEE THEM TOGETHER.
KARKAT: OH WELL. HERE'S YOUR HALF ASSED REACTION.