@WE_THE_FR34K5 requested: SlickPaint

DAVE: hmmmmmmm

KARKAT: HMMMMMMMMMM.

DAVE: welp
DAVE: karkat this one is all you dude.
DAVE: have fun.

KARKAT: !?!?!?!

KARKAT: UHHHH
KARKAT: THIS ONE IS GOING TO BE REALLY HARD.
KARKAT: I CAN'T EXACTLY BASE MY REACTION ON CHEMISTRY AND SHIT BECAUSE I'VE NEVER REALLY *SEEN* THE TWO OF THEM TOGETHER???
KARKAT: BUT I KNOW ABOUT SLICK?
KARKAT: MAYBE KNOWING SLICK WILL BE ENOUGH? PROBABLY NOT.
KARKAT: FUCK.
KARKAT: I'M GOING TO TRY MY BEST OKAY.
KARKAT: ALRIGHT SO SLICK IS PRETTY COOL. HE'S A BADASS AND HE HELPED ME OUT A LOT WHEN I WAS ON LOPAH. BUT HE WAS ALSO AN ASSHOLE SO LIKE....I DON'T KNOW I'M FIFTY-FIFTY ON THE WHOLE THING.
KARKAT: FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, MS.PAINT SEEMS LIKE A NICE LADY.

DAVE: like the nice mom or grandma type.
DAVE: like the one that coddles you and shit.

KARKAT: YEAH!!!!
KARKAT: THAT PLUS SLICK'S TENDENCY TO BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE, IT SEEMS LIKE THEY CAN BALANCE EACH OTHER OUT!
KARKAT: AGAIN, I DON'T KNOW EITHER OF THEM WELL ENOUGH TO GIVE A PROPER REACTION BUT FROM THOSE THINGS ALONE I THINK THAT MA.PAINT AND SLICK WOULD BE GREAT TOGETHER.

DAVE: they would be like, the entire groups designated parents.
DAVE: ms.paint could tuck us all in and shit.
DAVE: fuck yeah.