@PanicMyFallinFandoms Requested: RufLoz

DAVE: i knew it. my bones dont lie and neither do my hips.
DAVE: take it away mr.vantas

KARKAT: OKAY THIS ONE KIND OF MAKES SENSE TO ME.
KARKAT: LIKE, RUFIOH AND KURLOZ SEEM LIKE THE
KARKAT: LIKE YOU JUST LOOK AT IT AND THINK, "WOW. THEY SURE DO LOOK GREAT TOGETHER."
KARKAT: EVEN IF THEY AREN'T ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED THEY SEEM LIKE GREAT FRIENDS, JUST LOOK AT THEIR FUCKING OUTFITS!!!
KARKAT: IT'S PRACTICALLY MATCHING!!!
KARKAT: BUT, I WOULD BE LYING IF I SAID THAT KURLOZ AND RUFIOH DATING WOULD BE A BAD THING. FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND, KURLOZ IS A GREAT MATESPRIT TO MEULIN.
KARKAT: MINUS THE DEAF THING AND CHUCKLVOODOO THING.
KARKAT: AND RUFIOH NEEDS SOMEONE WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA OF WHAT HAPPENED WITH DAMARA AND HORUSS. MAYBE KURLOZ CAN BE THE SMALL BREAK THAT RUFIOH HAS?
KARKAT: IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR HIM.
KARKAT: AND MAYBE KURLOZ WILL GET INTO TROLL ANIMES AND START DRESSING UP AS ONE OF THE CHARACTERS INSTEAD OF A FUCKING SKELETON ALL THE TIME.

DAVE: wouldnt that be a sight to see.
DAVE: a scary skeleton dude suddenly wearing short ass skirts and high heals with those huge ass anime boobs and then really big anime eyes.
DAVE: ....
DAVE: its way creepier than i thought itd be.
DAVE: ....
DAVE: i imagined it again and im ashamed.

KARKAT: ...I...I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT....

DAVE: just imagine it.

KARKAT: ....
KARKAT: OH MY GOD.

DAVE: i told you.

KARKAT: ....MOVING ON....
KARKAT: MAYBE RUFIOH WILL START DRESSING UP AS A SKELETON!
KARKAT: SO THEY CAN BE MATCHING AND SHIT!!!
KARKAT: GODDAMMIT, WHY DO THEY HAVE MAKE ME BELIEVE THEY'D BE SUCH A GOOD MATCH???

DAVE: karkats living the official shippers life guys.