Eminencentrose and @pandora664 requested: RoxTula

DAVE: oh dang
DAVE: this one seems p interesting
DAVE: i mean, theyre respective colors already really look pretty fuckin rad together
DAVE: damn dude im actually sort of excited

KARKAT: IT'S SAD TO SAY BUT I ACTUALLY AGREE WITH DAVE ON THIS. THIS SHIP ALREADY LOOKS PRETTY GOOD!
KARKAT: UNLIKE DAVE THOUGH, *I'M* NOT BASING IT SOLELY ON THE COLOR AESTHETIC.

DAVE: hey im not *just* saying it's great bc of their colors, even tho thats an added plus.

KARKAT: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT LET'S JUST GET STARTED.
KARKAT: LATULA, AS YOU ALL KNOW, IS BALLS DEEP IN LOVE WITH THE BASIC "HIP" THINGS. SUCH AS VIDEO GAMES AND SKATEBOARDING AND SHIT.

DAVE: (can you say balls deep if its a chick??)
DAVE: and uh, from what i know roxy also enjoys a good round of super smash bros every once in a while. plus with roxys computer background, who knows what that may do for her future gaming life.

KARKAT: MY POINT IS, THEY HAVE THE BASIC TECHNOLOGICAL LOVE. I MEAN, THEY MIGHT NOT REALLY LIKE THE SAME PARTS OF TECHNOLOGY AND SHIT BUT YOU KNOW, THEY CAN LEARN.
KARKAT: AND THAT'S WHAT A RELATIONSHIP IS ABOUT. LEARNING ABOUT ONE ANOTHER'S INTERESTS.
KARKAT: ...
KARKAT: THAT SOUNDED BETTER IN MY HEAD.
KARKAT: WHY ARE WORDS SO FUCKING HARD????

DAVE: i think what he means to say is they may not like the exact same things but i guess their interests are close enough that they can both get to know each other and learn each others interests and shit.
DAVE: and i agree with that.
DAVE: but it isnt just interests thats important.
DAVE: its also like, the kind of person you are and shit. roxys fuckin great. shes really nice and helpful and just a great mom.
DAVE: and badass.

KARKAT: I DON'T EXACTLY HAVE THE SAME OPINIONS FOR LATULA.
KARKAT: I KNOW SHE'S REALLY NICE AND I HAVE TO ADMIT, RAD.
KARKAT: I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT ROXY'S "TYPE" IS BUT I'M SURE LATULA WOULD BE A GREAT MATCH FOR HER.
KARKAT: EVEN IF SHE ISN'T INTERESTED IN LATULA ROMANTICALLY, THEY CAM STILL BE FRIENDS.
KARKAT: GASP, MAYBE EVEN BEST FRIENDS!

DAVE: dude holy shit thatd be cool.
DAVE: theyd make amazing friends.
DAVE: tbh i can imagine them both riding into battle on skateboards and fuckin kicking ass while wearing goddamn heels and applying lipstick and shit.
DAVE: three cheers for badass ladies yo

KARKAT: HIP HIP HOORAY.