@Witch_of_Heart_Caz requested: NepVris

DAVE: oh dang, this is new.

KARKAT: IT IS.
KARKAT: THIS SHIP WILL DEFINITELY BE A BIT MORE DIFFICULT THAN THE OTHERS.
KARKAT: BUT THIS CHALLENGE IS ACCEPTED.

DAVE: here we go.

DAVE: idk i feel like vriskas too scary for nepeta

KARKAT: DAVE, NEPETA WOULD SINGLE HANDEDLY GO OUT AND KILL GIANT ANIMALS FOR FOOD EVERY SINGLE DAY.
KARKAT: VRISKA ISN'T "TOO SCARY" FOR NEPETA.

DAVE: i know but like vriska isnt really like
DAVE: hm
DAVE: okay, lemme put it this way. vriska reminds me of like a black widow or a fuckin praying mantis
DAVE: like, they mate then they kill off their mate by like cutting off their head or something.
DAVE: idk i just feel like vriska will devour poor little nepeta
DAVE: nepeta seems precious and shit

KARKAT: NEPETA WOULD BE ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF HERSELF DAVE, BUT I GET WHAT YOU MEAN.
KARKAT: NEPETA AND VRISKA JUST DON'T SEEM VERY...COMPATIBLE.
KARKAT: YEAH I GUESS THEY BOTH ENJOY ROLEPLAYING TO SOME EXTENT.
KARKAT: BUT NEPETA HAS SAID THAT SHE DOESN'T REALLY LIKE VRISKA SO THAT BASICALLY RULES OUT ANY CHANCE OF THEM BEING FLUSHED.

DAVE: vriska already has a moirail, so does nepeta so...

KARKAT: AND VRISKA HAS SAID BEFORE SHE REALLY ISN'T INTERESTED IN ANY SORT OF QUADRANT OTHER THAN PALE...

DAVE: i think its safe to say that karkat and i dont really see the point of this ship.

KARKAT: YEAH.

DAVE: yall keep doing yall tho