@PanicMyFallinFandoms requested: NepNaya

DAVE: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE.

KARKAT: I AGREE WITH DAVE'S "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE".
KARKAT: EVEN IF I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S FOR.

DAVE: YO SO I WAS SEARCHING THIS SHIT UP FOR THE PICTURES AND
DAVE: UGH OH MY GODDDD
DAVE: IM SCARRED FOR LIFE.

KARKAT: DAVE STOP YELLING.

DAVE: NO. YOU DIDNT SEE WHAT I SAW.
DAVE: LIKE, WHY WOULD THAT BE THE FIRST IMAGE????
DAVE: IM PUTTING IT ON HERE. FAIR WARNING. IT'S A LITTLE NSFW-ISH.

DAVE: WHY.
DAVE: WHY IS THAT THERE.
DAVE: I AM A *CHILD*. MY VIRGIN VANILLA MIND HAS BEEN TAINTED.
DAVE: THEY'VE SOILED IT.

KARKAT: IT'S JUST DILDOS.
KARKAT: CALM DOWN.
KARKAT: BECAUSE DAVE IS TRAUMATIZED RIGHT NOW HE'S NOT GOING TO REALLY PARTICIPATE HERE.
KARKAT: I'M SORRY YOU ALL HAD TO SEE THAT.

KARKAT: ANYWAY, YEAH I DON'T SEE THIS.
KARKAT: I JUST CAN'T IMAGINE KANAYA WITH SOMEONE OTHER THAN ROSE.
KARKAT: CALL ME BIAS OR WHATEVER, I DON'T CARE. I CAN NOT SEE KANAYA AND NEPETA DATING.
KARKAT: I ALSO CAN NOT SEE THEM AS PALE BECAUSE ONE: NEPETA HAS A MOIRAIL WHICH IS EQUIUS. AND TWO: KANAYA HAS A MOIRAIL. ME. I AM HER MOIRAIL.
KARKAT: I JUST CAN'T SEE IT.
KARKAT: PITCH? MAYBE???
KARKAT: I MEAN, IT COULD HAPPEN.
KARKAT: MAYBE ONE DAY KANAYA SUDDENLY BASHES ONE OF NEPETA'S SHIPS AND NEPETA RETALIATES BY LIKE, CALLING HER DRESS CRAPPY.
KARKAT: NEXT THING YOU KNOW THEY'RE HATE-SNOGGING IN THE CLOSET.
KARKAT: IT COULD HAPPEN.

DAVE: anythings possible if your mind to it. even tainting the innocent and pure mind of a time god.